Winners Do Drugs, Again
Proposition 19 may or may not pass, but the debate over it has mainstreamed marijuana in a way I don't remember in my adult lifetime (which, in fairness, began in that dark night of the drug war soul, 1986). One small step in this direction was, of all things, this year's World Series, which ended last night with a dazzling pitching performance by the San Francisco Giants' resident longhair and guilty pot possessor, Tim Lincecum. Giants fans and Prop. 19 supporters alike have been sporting "Let Timmy Smoke" T-shirts, and now, with a World Series ring to go with his two Cy Young Awards, Lincecum can take his rightful place just behind Michael Phelps as a guy who just says yes and then kicks your ass, at sports.
And unlike Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton, Lincecum continues to believe that inhaling is the point: Asked how he thought San Francisco would react to the championship, he said: "A lot of beer flowing, smoke in the air, I'm hoping."
Never underestimate how deviancy in the sporting world can ripple quickly through the culture at large. And never forget that the peaceful, victimless pursuit of happiness would be legal in any sane world:
Reason on Prop. 19 here.
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Well I was pulling for the Rangers but I'm happy for the Giants and their fans - it's great when your team wins! Wished it had gone seven games.
I might have to order a Lincecum t-shirt in honor of the one-hitter king...
Stoners need role models too.
I love Lincecum. He looks like a little stoner hoodlum. And he has amazing ability. I love players who are great but don't look the part. People like Lincecum and Mariano Rivera, who weighs 170 lbs soaking wet, but has spent 15 years throwing cutters that bust bats.
After one of the NLCS games he pitched in, he did an on-field interview after the game wearing a giant hoodie that completely covered up his face. It could have been Edgar Renteria doing the interview for all anyone knows.
He's like a stoner version of Jared Allen, another master of fucking with the media.
Maybe it's just me but he looks like the kid from "Dazed and Confused". Mitch, the one that took the beating to "No More Mr. Nice Guy".
It is not just you. And I don't get that movie. Everyone in it is just an asshole. Pretty much everyone in it, but that kid deserved a beating.
And I don't get that movie. Everyone in it is just an asshole.
Yeah, because it's just like the typical American Teen experience. lots of assholes. that's the only reason i can come up with for the following it has gathered.
That is true. But the whole premise is ridiculous. No way would there be such widespread hazing. First, there would have plenty of kids who had older siblings who would have showed up kicked the seniors' asses. Then would have been kids whose parents just called the cops.
I am old enough to remember 1976. And I had older siblings that were in junior high and high school then. That movie didn't show the way kids actually were. It showed what some douche in the 1990s thought kids in the 1970s were actually like.
First, there would have plenty of kids who had older siblings who would have showed up kicked the seniors' asses.
Provided your older brother didn't have some freshy-ass to beat.
but that water tower party is awesome. and it has great music, and a pregnant woman buying booze being advised to "eat lots of vegetables"
Good buddy of mine went to the High School in Alabama where this movie was filmed. He said that hazing was prevalent of freshmen when we was one in '97. the school was just chosen as a set, but the point is in some places (the south) hazing still happens frequently though not as bad as the movie shows.
The movie may have been filmed in Alabama but fictional high school is in Austin and is based off the high school in Huntsville (tx) that linklater went to. If you don't know Huntsville is hick central so the hazing is at least plausible.
Huntsville is where the main Texas State Prison is. The whole town's economy is based on being a prison guard. It is about the scummiest place on earth.
Definitely not just you. A few weeks back, ESPN even interviewed the actor who played Mitch (who no longer looks like Lincecum) for comments about Lincecum, for some reason.
This was of a piece with their interview with the guy who played Stiles in Teen Wolf about the football player who changed his name to "Stylez G. White" because he liked Stiles from Teen Wolf so much.
who changed his name to "Stylez G. White" because he liked Stiles from Teen Wolf so much.
Not enough to spell it right, apparently.
Hah, that's pretty awesome.
The first night of the NLCS I realized I finally learned what became of Mitch Kramer.
Don't do drugs, kids!
(takes long swig from Sugar Free Rockstar, peers in fridge to see a 6-pack of Oscar Blues Old Chub scottish ale)
Well I wouldn't call him a Rockstar just because you suck his cock 😉
jinx?
takes long swig from Sugar Free Rockstar
Get a room you two! (huh?)
Wow, I never would have expected Tim Lincecum to be a pot smoker from his appearance and demeanor.
Look it's the kid from Dazed and Confused, no wait...
The stupidity of the drug war everyone here is familiar with. But the criminalization of marijuana is not just stupid. It is immoral. That young men and women have to fear legal repercussions for smoking pot is bad enough. But there are more insiduous effects on so many lives. Young people who are drug tested and denied, or fired from jobs because they may have smoked a joint in the last month. I get outraged every time I think about it.
I got a prescription for Valium to deal with my rage issues regarding the War on Drugs.
It's legal...
Thanks, you just pegged my Rage-o-meter.
Doc Ellis would be proud of this guy.
Pot is for pussies.
You're consuming it wrong.
I wonder what Newy did after the camera was off? He was funny.
newy go some nug. what is up with the studio anchors? talk about squaresville.
Hah yeah. "Is it legal there?" Um, yes.
This little shit has nothing on me. He steals my fucking number and then thinks he's all fucking God-like. Call me when you pitch a perfect fucking game with enough mescaline to kill a fucking elephant coursing through your vains you little hippie shit. You're fucking out!
Go Doyers!
This?
Watch it, ass blood.
That bit about "They're smokin' weed" has gotten a lot of play on local sports talk radio.
He got some things right, people are generally nice and it is the nicest park in baseball.
The great thing is, he was talking about people taking drugs, and there was no horrified response - the anchors were laughing, it was no big deal. This is really telling that we've reached a tipping point for pot, anyway.
Well medical marijuana is legal there and possession is a $100 fine.
But these were outside observers from Texas, who seemed to have no clue about the legal situation in CA. And they still didn't give a shit.
Really? You think two news anchors from Texas have never heard about the pot situation in Cali. I admit Texans are hicks, I live in Oklahoma, but that stretches credulity.
One of them asks "is it legal?" right in the video, and then the other one says something about how maybe it's just more liberal out there. Sounds to me like there is indeed some confusion about the particulars of California marijuana policy.
Don't let the 100 losses fool you, when I finally get called up from Triple-A everyone will recognize my greatness.
That was the best studio to correspondent banter I've ever heard. Usually they make me want to punch the TV. Now I just want to smoke some weed instead.
I love Lincecum. He looks like a little stoner hoodlum.
The "My bros and me beat down a tranny on the way home from the Phish show" look doesn't do it for me.
Good pitcher, though.
I think the combination of ability and stoner hoodlum looks makes him a really intriguing sports figure.
And no one at a Phish concert ever kicked anyone's ass.
Legalizing would have consequences!
"Unintended" consequences, mind. Not "Unforeseen".
That video is pretty good.
Stupid joke handles.
I once took a shit in McCovey Cove.
Then go back, pick it up and eat it you two bit imposter.
Ricky Williams had a good year last year, too. Admittedly, he's fallen off a bit this year, but that could just be his age.
Cedric Benson, too.
Naw, they're giving Ronnie Brown too many touches. Ricky dialed the clock back a little when he took that time off.
Luckily, our Steelers don't tolerate immoral behavior by their players. Look what happened to Santonio Holmes.
Drunken gropes of unsuspecting coeds is just good fun. The evil weed, in contrast, is a threat to civilization. Look at what it did to those nigger jazz musicians. And besides, she was asking for it.
Dear Steeler Fan, you are an imposter. I don't know any real steeler fans here in the 'burgh who think what may have done was "good fun". The consensus is that Ben is a dumbass who better play damn well to make up for his stupidity. After Sunday night, doubly so.
They need to give Mendenhall more touches. He's killing me in fantasy after Bic Ben came back.
Libertarian banter and Steeler fans... in one place... Ok, I just came in my pants. Thank you, Reason!
Moral Guardian: OH NOES! One of my childrens role models smokes pot! So sad! They'd be so traumatized if I already didn't have them on adderall and prozac!
Mmm-kay.
I look at it this way, Just think if he didn't smoke weed. He could be pitching in the Universal Series.
Smoke weed everyday...
Even if Prop 19 fails consider this:
The film clip is from the Dallas, Texas NBC affiliate. Back in the 70's, the simple possession of a singe joint was a felony of the first degree that would get between two years and LIFE. That's right, one could get a life sentence in the Texas Department of Corrections for possession of a joint.
Now, most folks, even in Texas, can appreciate cheerful jests about how San Franciscans "smoke weed", knowing that it's no big deal. In the 70's they would have recoiled in horror and moral outrage.
we don't smoke marijuana in muskokee.
One day in the future people will look upon our drug laws the way we look upon medieval barbers.
Probably, though, not in my lifetime.
As skilled surgeons? WTF?
Inside Newy's head during that standup:
"I wish these fucking anchors would shut the fuck up and stop asking questions! How many times to I have to say 'they're smoking weed over there' for them to get the hint? Jesus h. sweet christ on a cracker that bowl's gonna be spent by the time I get over there. Shut up shut up shut UP!"
Is that High Times cover real? Obviously Lincecum is a stoner, but publicly he's still a little shy about it. He gives semi-standard answers about "risking everything" when he's asked about his bust. I'd be surprised if he let his stoner flag fly to the extent of a HT cover.
Also, that splitty-chageup thing he throws is downright criminal. The Rangers might as well have sent me up there last night, I couldn't have looked any more clueless.
I don't know, but I think the issue (December 2009) might have come out before the possession-infraction (also December 2009, I think).
Oh yeah, I didn't think of that. Damn space-time continuum.
Still, I'd be surprised if MLB/MLBPA would let that fly, what with the Giants logos and all. If it's real it's pretty awesome though.
Is that High Times cover real?
Do you really think the guys at reason are that good with photoshop? Cmon.
Welch makes only solid points here. But this one is under-appreciated:
Never underestimate how deviancy in the sporting world can ripple quickly through the culture at large
Do y'all remember when those bong pictures of Michael Phelps came out? People thought he was done. He lost sponsorships worth god-knows-how-much-money. (Fuck you, Kellogs.) The goddamn sheriff of Richland County, SC was investigating to see if he could charge him or other USC students with a crime!
But look how far we've come in just two short years.
Thank you, Economy-Collapse!
Thank you, Initiative-and-Referendum!
Thank you, Joseph McNamara!
And one trillion-billion-million-quintillion-quadrillion "thank yous" to Richard Lee.
Maybe we ain't there yet. But it's comin'.
It's amazing how being broke prioritizes your spending.
"The goddamn sheriff of Richland County, SC was investigating to see if he could charge him or other USC students with a crime!"
I have always wondered how anyone could be busted for that. Who's to say they weren't smoking catnip or something. You can't forensically prove what it was.
Right now, there is a man being charged for posting on YouTube, a video of him teaching his 15-year-old nephew how to roll a blunt, which they light up and smoke. How as a prosicutor, can you prove it was actually weed?
http://www.startribune.com/local/south/105501673.html
Pip, don't you love the kids? What's wrong with you?
IIRC, Jackass Sheriff Lott executed some sort of round-up of other people involved in the Phelps incident and even arrested one or two of them. Per Drug War custom, leaning on one of them to play witness against Phelps wouldn't be out of the question.
I routed for the Rangers, but at the same time I was happy to see another stoner(Lincicum) winning one for the (stoner) team. Maybe a rematch next year will be in order.
I'm pissed off about being late for the Dazed and Confused joke train.
Two words: Bill Lee.
Meanwhile, the Jesus freak who never shuts up about it, Josh Hamilton, stunk on ice.
Hail Satan!
In the 1970s we used to sit in the upper levels of Veterans Stadium and toke away. Nobody gave much of a crap, especially the ushers.