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If This Chimp Had Smoked Unfiltered Cigs, He Might Still Be Alive!

Nick Gillespie | 10.6.2010 4:17 PM

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Finally, a truly meaningful story via Time's NewsFeed!:

Charlie the chimp, known for his cigarette habit, has died at his home in a South African Zoo.

After picking up a smoking habit because of cigarettes being thrown into his enclosure at the Mangaung Zoo in Bloemfontein, South Africa, Charlie began to bum smokes from zoo visitors by gesturing to his mouth with two fingers, mimicking the actions of smokers he'd watched. (See photos of the world's most endangered primates)

Visitors continued to indulge the chimp, bringing on a hailstorm of accusations from animal rights activists when videos surfaced online not long after, prompting Bloemfontein zoo officials to try to cut Charlie's nicotine supply off entirely.

Zoo officials claim that smoking was not a factor in the Charlie's death, who at 52, lived ten years beyond the normal life expectancy of the average chimpanzee.

Hat tip: Alex Massie's Twitter feed.

This seems like a good time to ask: What's the matter with menthols?

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  1. Old Mexican   15 years ago

    If This Chimp Had Smoked Unfiltered Cigs, He Might Still Be Alive!

    Chimp???

    Racist!!!!

    1. Old Mexican   15 years ago

      http://www.brokencountry.com/w.....moking.jpg

  2. Ray Lahood   15 years ago

    I don't buy your argument, Gillespie.

  3. Old Mexican   15 years ago

    Zoo officials claim that smoking was not a factor in the Charlie's death, who at 52, lived ten years beyond the normal life expectancy of the average chimpanzee.

    What the hell was he smoking, then??? I want that!

  4. ?   15 years ago

    This seems like a good time to ask:

    RA?

  5. STEVE SMITH   15 years ago

    STEVE SMITH SMOKED CIGARETTES FOR TWENTY YEARS! STEVE SMITH RAPE LIKE A 'QUATCH HALF HIS AGE!

  6. Butts Wagner   15 years ago

    BBC, which also reports of another chimp in Russia who entered a rehabilitation process after "he started pestering visitors for alcohol and cigarettes."

    Yeah right, BBC, of course the Russian chimp likes alcohol and cigarettes. Friggin' racists!!!

  7. Colin   15 years ago

    How do they know he actually inhaled?

    It's one thing to puff a cigarette, but quite another to take the smoke into your lungs. It's seems to me only a human would be so stupid.

  8. R C Dean   15 years ago

    How did he light them?

    1. Cheetah   15 years ago

      Chain smoking behind the chain links.

    2. Robert   15 years ago

      I wondered about that, then figured he'd been given pre-lit smokes.

      Reminds me of an Underworld by Kaz. Smoking Cat sat on the curb with an unlit cigaret in his mouth until a curious passer-by gave him a light. A duck then drove by, observing, "CATS CAN'T LIGHT MATCHES!"

      Whereupon the duck wrecked his car while Smoking Cat said, "AND DUCKS CAN'T DRIVE."

  9. Nick Gillespie   15 years ago

    Curiously, Charlie had sworn he'd give up smoking when cigarettes went to $1 a pack.

    1. sloopyinca   15 years ago

      So, let's see....story about smoking by primates and you choose that time to bring up menthols?

      RRRRAAAAAAAACCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTTT.

      I keed, I keed.

  10. Marshall Gill   15 years ago

    What's the matter with menthols?

    They are basically minty smoking suckitude. Other than that, nothing.

  11. Mango Punch   15 years ago

    picking up a smoking habit because of cigarettes being thrown into his enclosure

    I'm pretty sure it was actually the flavoured tobacco (or cartoons) that were the real cause of his smoking habit.

    1. Spiny Norman   15 years ago

      And because he couldn't read the warning on the package.

  12. sloopyinca   15 years ago

    This actually got me wondering: If, in Planet Of The Apes, the primates were at first companions, then evolved to take over, then why don't the apes in the movie smoke or drink booze? It occurs to me that two of the greatest pleasures in life are having a beer and a smoke while bullshitting with your friends about sports, politics or chicks. Do you mean to tell me that apes were smart enough to take over the planet but they weren't smart enough to learn brewing techniques and tobacco cultivation?

    Damn dirty apes is right!

    1. Azathoth   15 years ago

      They do smoke and drink. There are drunk apes in the original series and in the remake, and in the remake, there's a great scene of Rick Baker, in gibbon makeup(an ape unused in the original series) smoking a hookah.

  13. sloopyinca   15 years ago

    In other animal-related news, the girl who threw the puppies in the river is gonna walk. PETA flips out. Hilarity ensues in Bosnia.

    1. SIV   15 years ago

      Puppycide girl is cute. She has a good arm too. Some school should offer her a softball scholarship.

    2. prolefeed   15 years ago

      drowning puppies is illegal in Bosnia?

  14. Pro Libertate   15 years ago

    Coincidentally, I just saw something on "25 Smoking Monkeys" over at a photoblog.

    1. sloopyinca   15 years ago

      There's just something about a monkey smoking a cig and playing cards that's just funny. Stick a fedora on him and forget about it.

      It's a shame the "monkey as an actor" movie genre got killed off with Dunston Checks In and MVP: Most Valuable Primate.

      America could use another dose of "Right Turn, Clyde" in our cinema in an age of unfunny politically-correct rubbish coming out of Hollyweird.

      1. Pro Libertate   15 years ago

        Monkeys will be part of our entertainment until they kill us off.

        1. prolefeed   15 years ago

          you mean "... until we kill them off."

          WAAAY more people around than monkeys.

          1. Douglas Fletcher   15 years ago

            I don't know, look at one of the SEIU rallies and say that.

  15. Warty   15 years ago

    This seems like a good time to ask: What's the matter with menthols?

    joe?

  16. Tulpa   15 years ago

    Zoo officials claim that smoking was not a factor in the Charlie's death, who at 52, lived ten years beyond the normal life expectancy of the average chimpanzee.

    I'm assuming they're referring to the average chimpanzee in the wild, where hazards like starvation, infected wounds, and being killed in chimp battles are probably more suppressive of life expectancy than tobacco smoking.

  17. IceTrey   15 years ago

    The headline should have been:

    "Cigarette Smoking Chimp Lives Ten Extra Years!"

  18. Douglas Fletcher   15 years ago

    Never fuck with a chimp smoking a camel.

  19. Douglas Fletcher   15 years ago

    In the video, 2:53 my sharp eye spots a girl who looks an awful lot like on of those "Petticoat Junction" girls. Why I spotted that, I don't know.

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