Not long ago in Wired, Chris Anderson declared the web dead (though he proclaimed the Internet to be thriving).
Email, Internet Explorer, the Macintosh, Twitter, Linux, Microsoft Office, the Wii, Microsoft, Firefox, you name it. All pronounced as dead as second-hand Liza Minelli slags. And yet all still curiously living.
As Motörhead could have told you years ago, the only way to die is to be Killed by Death. Take it away, boys: