Capitalist Cancer Kid Sells Lemonade to Pay for Chemo, Co-opts Cops

Capitalist cancer kid Jane Poole of Colorado is setting up a lemonade stand to help cover some of the cost of her treatment for leukemia:

Jane said she planned to sell "a lot until I sell out." She added, "And if I still have bracelets, I can sell them out too. And if I'm all done, I'll tell everyone that I had a great day selling lemonade!"

And, as a reminder that not all kid lemonade ventures end in encounters with the law and tears:

Jefferson County sheriffs and Arvada police even showed up to pitch in.

Still, it might be a good idea to make sure there are some anarchists around. Just in case.

Comments

[TrickyVic]

Cops generaly don't have a problem with it, code enforcement is a different story.

[BeltwayLurker]

Balko, cops. Where is the dead dog?

[hmm]

The grass cops.

Dumber than regular cops.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Take that, Balko!

[TrickyVic]

How many glass of lemonade does it take to pay for one chemo treatment?

[Hockey Guy]

I would give her $1,000.00 for a glass. That should get things going.

[TrickyVic]

Her parents better not let her see Breaking Bad. 😉

[Old Mexican]

Capitalist cancer kid Jane Poole of Colorado is setting up a lemonade stand to help cover some of the cost of her treatment for leukemia[...]And, as a reminder that not all kid lemonade ventures end in encounters with the law and tears:

Jefferson County sheriffs and Arvada police even showed up to pitch in.

That's because taking away the business of this leukemia sufferer would be akin to drowning kittens.

Even cops know how far they can go. I mean, they can kill little girls on botched drug raids, but not taser and handcuff a little girl with fucking leukemia!

[Admiral Ackbar]

Ah, but what if the botched drug raid is to take the marijuana away from a little girl with leukemia?

[BakedPenguin]

You didn't look at my comment below, did you, Ackbar?

[Robert]

They'll persecute adults with leukemia. They'll persecute healthy children. But not children with leukemia.

[BakedPenguin]

Of course not. They can only shoot her dog.

[Robert]

But not a cat with leukemia.

[Stylistic Nazi]

I am pretty sure "capitalist cancer kid" takes the prize for worst alliteration of 2010.

[socialist prick]

'Jane said she planned to sell "a lot until I sell out."'

Oh, Jane, you've already sold out by accepting the false narrative of greed and profit, man.

[Free Society]

A left "libertarian" I was arguing the other day told me;

"We need to end the tyranny of the free market. What society needs are mutual aid organizations who mutually benefit each other with the trade of resources."

"So like, uh, the free market?"

[Corey S.]

Insert ASOIAF comment here.

[Free Society]

Normally, I'd make some remark about Ramsay Bolton surgically removing things, but then I realized how sad it is that this little girl has cancer.

[Seer]

I hope Jane is taking care to use good ingredients, smart marketing and carefully watching her marginal costs and revenues in order to maximize profits.

Or she's selling yellow kool-aid and using the sympathy card. Same thing basically, I'd buy a cup.

[Joe_D]

Oh those wonderful cops... did you watch the video? With the shot of a row of cop motorcycles blocking in a row of parked cars...

[hmm]

Anarchists annoy me, but they get a gold star for starting shit in the name of a girl getting screwed by the government.

Plus, dear god how awesome is that girl.

[Alan]

Arvada seemed like a nice town when I was there. Folks in Colorado are more sensible than average Americans (which ain't saying much, but it's a start).

Go Cancer girl! Live long enough to reap the gains of the Singularity!

[blargh]

Anarchists ftw.

[e']

Sympathy for them