Schumer's Campaign-Finance Chutzpah
Free speech hero Bradley A. Smith catches New York's cereal-killing senator with his pants in the usual place:
In a fund-raising letter sent last month to Wall Street and various corporate political action committees (PACs), he says, "We've been making terrific progress with our DISCLOSE Act, the legislation we've proposed that would rein in corporate spending on elections." Then the demand: "But while all that's going on in Washington, right now I need your help with my campaign."
The end of June, Schumer explained, would mark a deadline for Federal Election Commission reports -- and thus his "last chance to dissuade a well-funded challenge from a corporate-backed candidate."
In other words, he was bragging about his hopes to ban independent political advocacy by the very people he was hitting up for donations -- in order, he claimed, to intimidate out of the race any candidate whom the same sorts of people might back.
As it happens, Schumer is one of the Senate's biggest corporate fund-raisers. According to the Center for Responsive Politics, he's the No. 1 congressional recipient of contributions from individuals and PACs from the finance, insurance, real estate, securities, entertainment, business services and alcohol industries (among others). […]
So great is Schumer's chutzpah that he (along with Wisconsin's Russ Feingold and Vermont's Pat Leahy) is using discloseact.com -- a Web site that's supposedly dedicated to backing the campaign "reform" bill -- to build a fund-raising database.
Whole thing here; link via The Corner. Reason on Smith here, including this 2008 Reason.tv interview:
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Gah...brakes.
No, no, it works both ways.
Would throwing flashbangs into his house count as nonviolent resistance? After all, anyone who knows anything knows that they can't start fires.
No, but according to the Department of Justice, stationing anti-Schumer "activists" in front of polling places with nightsticks is perfectly acceptable.
Flashbangs are only nonviolent when used by the police, like guns.
No comment.
Okay. Which line from "You Shook Me All Night Long" are you not saying?
his "last chance to dissuade a well-funded challenge from a corporate-backed candidate."
But campaign finance reform is all about the sanctity of political speech, not the grubby self-interest of incumbents, right?
Right?
God created Chuck Shumer to train the faithful.
... a cruel, cruel God.
Do you ever think, late on some steamy Potomac night, that Chuck let Barney motorboat his sweaty moobs?
I guess that's what they call a "conference committee".
God I hope so. The mental image alone will both cause me to vomit in my mouth and laugh at the same time.
I'm going to have to go throw up now.
I can has refreshed tree of liberty?
He is a doughy-looking man. I bet he smells like cinnamon rolls.
I bet he smells like cinnamon rolls mold.
So he smells like the dumpster behind the Cinnabon.
Is this festering garbage gluten-free?
The mental image alone will both cause me to vomit in my mouth and laugh at the same time.
A maneuver known as the "Pelosi", from SF's slashfic featuring Speaker Nancy.
I think that it is so difficult for me to fully and adequately express in a human language my immense and limitless loathing and disgust for this human-shaped pile of fecal matter, I would have to resort to the use of Klingon, or perhaps Vogon, to do the job sufficiently. Or something.
Yeah, I really hate me some Chuck fucking Schumer.
A picture is worth a thousand words: Does this help?
Close. Not sufficiently putrid and revolting.
My favorite pic of Chuck fucking Schumer. See, I can't even say or write his name without the modifier in there.
Main problem with that pic is that he's holding it backwards.
Listen New York, if you don't get this dirtbag out of the August chamber, I'm going to drop some elbows on your ass.
My favorite Chuck Schumer picture.
Main problem is he's holding it backwards.
My favorite Chuck Schumer picture.
Main problem is he's holding it backwards.
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My favorite Chuck Schumer picture.
Main problem is he's holding it backwards.
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