Conspiracy Theories

Chavista "Experts" Say U.S. Military Caused Haitian Earthquake


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El Diario Exterior is reporting:

Both a Venezuelan state-owned radio and television properties zeroed in on a secret U.S. "weapon of earthquakes" as the cause of the earthquake that struck Haiti last week causing a death toll could exceed 200,000 according to some sources. On the website of Radio Nacional de Venezuela (RNV) are published statements of the university professor, Vladimir Acosta, a regular contributor to the media controlled by the government of Hugo Chávez, accusing the U.S. of wanting to make Haiti a protectorate under the guise of the natural disaster. But to further the conspiracy theory, argued that "we have the worrisome suspicion that this earthquake may be associated with the project called HAARP, a system that can generate violent and unexpected changes in climate." …

According to the channel Vive, a report from the Russian Northern Fleet "would indicate that the earthquake that devastated Haiti was the 'clear results' of a test of the U.S. Navy through one of its 'weapons of earthquakes'" . As published on this Venezuelan public media site, it is "more than likely" that the U.S. Navy had "full knowledge" of harm that "this earthquake test could potentially have on Haiti and had pre-positioned their Southern Command Officer, Gen. PK Keen, on the island to oversee relief efforts if needed."*

By the way, HAARP stands for High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (image above). Scientists in Alaska plan to zap the ionosphere occasionally as part of a program to improve the operation of satellite and other broadcast communication systems—allegedly. Conspiracy theorists—not all of whom are Chavistas—have other ideas

*translated with the help of Google Translation.

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  1. Don’t forget the Tsunami and Katrina too.

    1. AGW != Anthropogenic Global Warming
      AGW == American-pogenic Global Warming

      Yup, that’s right, its all America’s fault. We shoulda known all along…

      1. Actually, the US contributes to 30% of the world’s pollution, and has only about 5% of the world’s population… so…

  2. Cue MNG and the Chony to tell us how Chavez isn’t a bad guy and has won lots of elections.

    1. Oh, they’ll find a way…

  3. The communiques from Planet Chavez in the Fantasy Cluster do have a certain amusement value.

  4. Tell us something we don’t know.

  5. If they actually believe this, shouldn’t they be totally terrified of the U.S.? Not only can we cause devastating earthquakes on a whim, we have no compunction in slaughtering a quarter of a million people to test our capabilities.

    I wonder if this kind of thing could backfire on Chavez, making his people say, “Um, maybe we should just give them all of our oil for free so they won’t kill us with their Earthquake Ray.”

    1. Funny the US military, Prez, VPs have not compunction killing American soldiers, Bosnians, Iraqis, Afghanis, Pakistani & other civilians. You do know that masons, occultists, kabbalists, satanists & witches in our gov. have no problems offering blood sacrifices to their god Baal/lucifer/satan or whatever they are calling him these days to get favors, money & demonic power.

      Google, “The Arrivals” and learn why Muslims are targeted by satanists in our government.

      1. This is boarder line terrorist talk.. Do you too want to kill americans? The terrorists speak the same hate. Don’t get me wrong I am no ALL HAIL AMERICA person either; but listen to yourself…

      2. anon you are truly nuts!

    2. stupid commentary

  6. I used to build machines like that… only to get my ass kicked every week by that damn Underdog.

    1. I hear ya, but my very own Cobra Commander and his blundering incompetence thwarted my schemes more that GI Joe ever did.

    2. That’s anti-semitic!

  7. Hilarious! Or would be, if Chavez didn’t have power of life and death over millions of human beings.

  8. I think it was Bush in some sort of pact with the devil to increase global warming and kill black people. Can’t you people see this? It’s abundantly clear to even the most casual of observers.

    1. Brown people. Not black. Covers much more ground.

  9. I want that thing.

    I wouldn’t have any moral objection to droughting a country. Prove it was me, motherfucker.

  10. We have WMEs (Weapons of Mass Earthquakes)? Cool. When does the ground war with Venezuela begin? I’ll make popcorn.

  11. Holy Shit! I didn’t realize Chavez was a fan of Jesse Ventura’s Conspiracy Theories TV show.

    I saw that episode, and I can’t say I was convinced of it’s validity.

    Ventura is an entertaining host though.

    1. I think at night the Coast to Coast signal reaches Venezuela.

      BTW, wasn’t this whole “weapon to create earthquakes” a 007 plot line at some point?

    2. Not so fantastic. More than one Congress person on CSPAN demanded answers about HAARP.

    3. Lots of witch posters of Ann Cappelletti (witch 1/2 sister of Barbara Bush, daughters of Aleister Crowley, 666, conceived in 1924 with sex magick (tantra)) are out posting on this article. I guess witch Ann must have put the word out for you all to post on this story. I guess one of you paid witch posters told Ann that a HAARP story is out & you must all post & say its a lie. How many of you have ever read Alaska Dispatch before.

      Lots of info on HAARP on the web, lots of videos on youtube. Most people who knew that BushCheney Pentagon et al planned 911 & already knew military & HAARP are behind Haiti, Katrina, tsunamis.

  12. Hmm…even if we take the conspiracy theory at face value (snicker), my memory of undergrad physics and engineering (and specifically, electromagnetics) tells me that you’re going to have a hell of a time making the ground move using high-frequency anything.

    1. Yeah, making earthquakes is more effective with a low-freq excitation, like a few delayed explosions.

      The earths crust is just too large to resonate at higher frequencies.

      But hey, fuck physics. Lets blame the earthquake on that mythbusters episode where they tried to remake the Tesla Building Shaker.

    2. Did you learn of Nicolas Tesla?
      Rent the movie (Netflix)

  13. Chavez is is more and more showing his true moron colors. But he might be able to raise some desperately needed revenue by selling his weekly TV propaganda show to Western nations as a comedy program. Even better, get his pal Ahmadinejad to be his sidekick on the show. Will rate through the roof!

  14. USA! USA! USA!

    Is there no depravity of which we are not capable?

    1. This is exactly what I would expect someone who just created an earthquake in Haiti to say.

    2. This is the splendour of our achievement, P Brooks.

  15. Run Chicken Little Run the sky is falling the sky is falling. You can’t reason with uneducated people. They will beleive any thing as long as they think they can prosper or make them feel good. Look at the middle east how easily they are controlled be the few with fear tactics and rumors. As for Pugsley(Chavez) it is just a meeter of time before he is taken or thrown out of office. Eventually some one else will tell bigger lies then him.

    1. You can’t reason with uneducated people.

      It’s even harder to try to reason with mis-educated people. There are a lot of idiots with degrees who believe that the new deal was a success.


      1. There are probably people teaching in our universities who believe we have an earthquake machine.

        1. . . .that only works on women and persons of color.

          1. … And is operated by the jews.

            1. yes—ueducated people are easy to sway…look at how the republicans are manupulating the tea baggers with their fear mongering rhetoric….


              1. If we’re the teabaggers, does that make the Dem’s & progressives the teabagees?

  16. “accusing the U.S. of wanting to make Haiti a protectorate under the guise of the natural disaster.”

    Cuz if there is one thing the US needs, it’s a sub-dirt poor protectorate filled with hungery, desperate, angry people who don’t speak english.

    1. How many times have we invaded Haiti and left? I mean, if we wanted it, it’s not like we’d need much justification. Shoot, the DR would probably applaud us if we conquered Haiti and made it into Caribbi Disney.

    2. Thanks, guys, you beat me to it.

      1. Indeed. “MWAHAHA! Soon the riches of Haiti will be ours! Wait, what’s that? Haiti has no riches? Curses, foiled again!”

    3. I think the existence of an ‘earthquake weapon’ is more plausible than a desire to annex Haiti.

      1. For completeness, where does Santa Claus rank on the scale? Above the eathquake weapon? This is an important question.

        1. Well, he has the ability to replicate just about any product on a mass scale and can transfer mass–any amount of mass–at ultrahigh speeds. He may be able to slow time as well. Am I missing anything?

          1. so, more plausible than the quake machine then.

            That’s what i thought.

            1. I forgot something: Santa can apparently shrink himself and his bag of toys in order to go down chimneys (and similarly unorthodox entry points).

        2. Santa > Eathquake weapon > anyone wanting to annex Haiti > actual free healthcare

    4. Who’s big corporate factories are standing since the 70’s in Haiti?
      do your research! they are already working for us!

  17. If I had earthquake powers, I’d just make things rumble a little occasionally, just to remind my subjects of what I could do.

    1. Oh, you would, would you?

  18. “And your armpits! Do you think they smell that way by accident!? I used to be a thin and handsome man! But only until the CIA got their filthy devil-like hands on this great country!”

  19. Jesse Ventura, on his new show Conspiracy Theory , suggested that the HAARP array was fired up just before the tsunami in Indonesia.

    brotherben|1.14.10 @ 10:34AM|#
    Anybody have a linky supporting the rumor that Bush was in Alaska Tuesday for a demonstration of the HAARP device and that he was allowed to hit the switch to trigger the array to start up?

    I wonder if I started this idiocy?

    1. Enabler!

    2. Boooosh caused it! (working from the underground lair of that evil Cheney)

  20. We have an earthquake gun and all we’re getting out it is Haiti? As a protectorate?

    Obama sucks worse than I thought.

    1. There’s money in tarpaper shacks and corrugated metal roofs, apparently.

      1. Or an oil port, military base for their NWO, cheap labor, etc. It’s always about oil and profiteering. Follow the money.

        1. Oh no, my friend, it’s all about skimming the relief funds.

    2. Hilarious AND true!!!

  21. Hugo the thug has never been very big on logic. After all, if the USA had an earthquake-inducing weapon, why wouldn’t we just knock over his presidential palace?


    1. Earthquakes are not well known for pinpoint accuracy. ie, they are real hard to aim.

      1. so you’re saying we missed? why not fire it off again and aim a little to the left and a lot to the south.

        1. Apparently we did, another 6.0 today in Haiti (but our aim was off, again!)

          1. The importance of proper equipment calibration can never be overstated.

          2. Nice tight grouping. Those Blackwater/Halliburton earthquake snipers are wicked shots.

    2. Wait wait wait … We’ve got an earthquake weapon, and it’s effective in the Caribbean region, and we’re NOT aiming it at Cuba?
      But instead, wait, instead we’re using it to inflict misery and devastation on Haiti? Shoot, if THAT’s the test, how will we know if it’s even working?

    3. you guys are so cute…if we do have a earthquake gun why would the government aim it at one of the establishment’s favorite professional villains? Villains are problems that need expensive/individual liberty sacrificing solutions dontcha know?

      1. And we have all lost so much of our civil liberties because of the Venezuelan threat.

  22. We should have used our earthquake powers in the Dominican Republic. They have nicer resorts to take over.

    1. Couldn’t get the Go-Ahead! Charlie Rangel owns resort property in the DR.

  23. God caused the earthquake according to Robertson.
    HAARP is the generator of the earthquake according to crazy Uncle Hugo.
    Obama is ultimately in charge of HAARP.
    therefore, Obama is, in fact, GOD.

    1. Obama is GOD and GOD does not exist, therefore Obama does not exist, and this has all been a terrible nightmare from which we will soon awake.


      1. Fuck wakingup, i’m going to Lucid Dream us all into paradise!

        1. Please do. Alert me when my monkey butler is ready, I’d like him to bring me some umbrella drinks and guacamole.

          1. *rapidly taking notes*

            Monkey butler, check
            Ubrella drinks, check
            guacamole, check

            *looks up*

            So easy to please, Bron. Anyone else?

            1. Well, while you’re at it, you can cure my mom’s cancer and get my husband his business loan.

              … … ‘sok, I’ll wait.

  24. Thanks to Chavez we, not only will North Dakota be ours we might even get a hold of Vermont too!

  25. If this were true (and it very well might be) Why did we whack poor defenseless Haiti? Hell, we should have quaked Chavez & Co.

    1. No, no, Hugo stopped us with his divinely granted powers of self-righteousness.

  26. Hugo Chavez: The International Face of Democracy in Action

  27. Let’s not forget mutants like Landslide, Terra, and Geo-Force, and Earth elements like Swamp Thing and Monolith. All are complicit.

    First Atlantis and Lemuria…

    1. And Earthquake, Rictor and Avalanche. Jet Brody probably played his part as well.

      1. OT but:
        Landslide, Terra, Geo-Force, Earthquake, Rictor, and Avalanche are further proof, as if any were needed, that all of the good comic-book-character names were used up prior to 1980.

  28. Has Hugo been listening to taped Art Bell shows?

  29. Actually Blame France…..ations.htm

  30. Not only do the poor Venezuelans have to endure arbitrary, abusive government and economic ruin, but now they get humiliated as well.

  31. We want to take over Haiti to steal their oceans of light sweet crude and mountains of pure gold

    1. France stole the gold from one of the richest countries in the world…now the poorest.

      They do have the ability to be a oil refinery or port.

  32. It makes me wonder whether Hugo is a video game junkie. Is there a game where earthquake powers are employed?

    1. Fracture on the dreaded “Playstations.”

      1. The man is a vid junkie. I knew it! Adjust our foreign policy accordingly. Also, the CIA should swap his games out for customized ones to subtly transform his psychology.

    2. I always loved destroying my cities with earthquakes in Sim City 3000.

      1. Oh, yeah, what was that old god game? Populous or something like that? That had earthquakes.

    3. Dragon Age has an earthquake power you can level into.

      Kind of annoying when one of your companions unleashes it and knocks you off your feet.

      1. That must be it. Chavez is playing Dragon Age: Origins. Before I got it, too. Damn that Hugo, always beating me to the new games. I wonder if he plays on-line on his PS3?

        Actually, I’m torn between that game and Mass Effect II. I’ll probably wait on Mass Effect.

  33. He is one step away from turning into Howard Hughes (the later years) without the benefit of heading RKO and flying cool planes.

    Not to mention, whenever I hear or see Chavez, I’m reminded of an old (racist) song that used to be sung to children (maybe it still is, I don’t have kids): One little, two little, three little indians…

    1. With his ego, I bet he could easily be talked into attempting to fly a really hot fighter plane.

      The result would be amusing, especially if he was unable to work the ejection seat.

      Unless you happened to be standing at the point where the plane hit the ground.

      1. I’d still be laughing my ass off as that pile of flaming wreckage came crashing down on me.

      2. It would be funnier if the ejection seat was all he managed to work.

        Those things are comically deadly on the ground.

  34. a system that can generate violent and unexpected changes in climate.
    Further proof that the US suffers collectively from ADHD. We just couldn’t wait for the CO2 generated hurricanes to wipe Haiti off the map.

  35. According to the channel Vive [which means literally “Be Alive”], a report from the Russian Northern Fleet “would indicate that the earthquake that devastated Haiti was the ‘clear results’ of a test of the U.S. Navy through one of its ‘weapons of earthquakes’.”

    [From Vive}
    The expert continued saying that the satellite used to generate massive radio waves to create the earthquake is being controlled by the giant station at Arecibo . . .

    . . . Wait, that’s the plot from Goldeneye! These Russians are pulling our leg!

  36. In all fairness Tesla built an earthquake machine although that doesn’t mean that Chavez, his cronies and HAARP conspiracy theorists aren’t batshit insane.

    1. “Tesla built an earthquake machine”

      Yeah. And Mythbusters demolished it.

      1. Actually, Tesla demolished it, with a sledge hammer.

        1. I saw that Mythbusters episode. They got the big steel bridge shaking some. It made me think of the bridge in Minneapolis(sp?) that collapsed. There was construction happening when it collapsed. In some of the pictures there is a DD130 steel wheeled vibratory roller. I’ve worked around those and when they are vibrating, it will shake a 40 ton dump truck 100 feet away. I often wonder if that had anything to do with the bridge collapsing.

          1. Was it Minneapolis or Tacoma?

          2. Two things: The Minneapolis bridge was way overdue for maintenance. Harmonics may have had something to do with it (although I haven’t heard any reports of a sustained vibration prior to the collapse), but it was more likely that the failure was due to degraded ability to take a stress load.

            The Tacoma Narrows bridge, which Pro Libertate refers to, is the classic case of a harmonic failure, but in that case, the wind force was many orders of magnitude greater than Telsa’s “earthquate machine”. Telsa’s machine would have reached the point where the energy dissipated by the structural inertia would have exceeded the energy input from the machine.

            1. What do you expect from an inventor/rock band?

      2. Fuck Mythbusters. They don’t know shit.

        1. haha those guys [non-ythbusters] are idiots.

  37. *translated with the help of Google Translation.

    I only charge $0.30 per word and do a much better job . . . call me if you need me.

  38. The Venezulians have it right. It was HAARP that created this earthquake. Just like they created the tsunami and Katrina. Believe me theres much more in store with these abominations that call themselves true men. We as true self loving humans need to rise against this now before they claim more lives.

    1. self loving humans

      Link please.

    2. The crazy. It lives.

    3. Quick Ethel, cover the kids eyes, this guy’s doing some “self loving”

  39. Lots of labs have earthquake machines. I think I (my company) paid about $7000 last time we had one done.

  40. That’s ridiculous. If we wanted to take over a caribbean island, why go after an armpit of the Caribbean like Haiti? If it were up to me, I’d pick a nice place like The Cayman Islands to attack!
    Ridiculous! It could never happen!

    1. Well now wait, Max. If we were wanting to take over the Caymans, we wouldn’t want them all busted up, would we? No no no, what we should do, see, is to knock over everything in Haiti, THEN visit the Caymans and tell them what a nice little resort community they have there and what a shame it would be if anything was to happen to it, yeah, that’s the ticket…

    2. Clinton invaded Haiti during his administration.

      I wonder how the same libs who loved Chavez during Bush’s administration feel about him now.

  41. I always loved destroying my cities with earthquakes in Sim City 3000.

    1. Fuck threaded comments

  42. We got the idea of HAARP from the martians. Those venusians were too stingy with their technology.

  43. Are you sure it’s not The Diarrhea Exterior?

  44. Anti-HAARP agitation has been a staple of bat guano conspiracy goebbelism for decades. An excellent 1985 Kiwi sci-fi production, The Quiet Earth, referenced a similar project as the cause for most of the world’s population disappearing in a literal flash.

    (Speaking of flashes, the film includes a good one of Alison Routledge’s then-shapely backside.)

  45. There is no haarp, there is no antichrist, there is no global conspiracy to rule the world by the rich, no one elite rich person has ever wanted the world to be depopulated, there is no codex alamentarius ruling that there will be no nutrients in food supplies for all people of the United States of America and abroad and they certainly are not putting deadly pesticides in all of the food and there will never be a mark of the beast, ……and I am George Washington!

  46. 200,000 people murdered by the arecibo stationed HAARP and people go off on an all out joking rampage from hell to giggle at the tyranny, wow, earthquakes in deverse places, fire raining down on earth, wars and rumors of wars, the seven deadly vials, false prophets, all are now…..a giant joke by skeptical idiots, who all know better than anyone with PH.D’s or any scholar or any expert. Ya I think I’ll just listen to you guys joke and be thankful that there is the heavenly Father who loves those who do the work of his son our Savior Yeshua The Messiah!

    1. I got tinfoil hats for sale buddy. Probably help just as much as Yeshua will.

      1. Mikey you seem to me to be a bit naive here on the meaning of the message I bring to the table, being safe from a microwave by putting on a tinfoil hat will not convince the Lord that you are a servent of his and love the heavenly Father, so think first, talk up next when its entirely for you to do so.

  47. the end will come in a day when nobody knows

  48. jajajajaja hugo ppopotamus always talk garbage against usa we should invade venezuela overthrow that clown that is killing venezuelan by restricting it’s freedom.

  49. the list goes on aside from the tsunami and katrina(which the gov’t blew the levies)… 9-11, the ukraine H1N1 pandemic, all 48 contiguous states saw snow over the christmas holiday, coincidence??

    1. “coincidence??”

      Yup. There’s a whole hell of a lot of crazy floating around here right now.

  50. jonathan: That’s because many americans are grunge brainwashed slaves raped by the media. Most americans don’t have access to higher learning, that’s why they have such a closed-minded world view. I cannot prove that Haiti’s eartquake was done by HAARP, but it might be a provability. And since i am not brainwashed by CNN and FOX news, I’d rather believe in Hugo Chavez and in The Venezuelan Government than in the US government, since its a government of mafia cartels. I don’t understand how people in this forum reject so much the views of Hugo Chavez and the Venezuelan Authorities but have no problem believing in all the lies of the murderer Bush and Obamabomber.

    USA is doomed with such an informed population.


  51. You know, I used to hang out here, like a decade ago, before 9/11 drove you lot (yeah, and me, too, I’ll admit) batshit insane and man has the level of discourse ever degraded over the years. Used to come here for some intelligent conversation and now it’s like eavesdropping on brain-damaged frat boys. Have any of you ever actually questioned anything about your reality? Anything? At all?


    For the record: I don’t know if an earthquake weapon exists, and if it does I am completely mystified as to why Haiti of all places would be hit with one.


    So we have hard historical evidence that Tesla built a mechanical resonance generator a century ago. Recently the two jokers on Mythbusters threw together a similar mechanism in the backlot of a TV studio. That looks like proof of concept to me, but what do I know? I just have a physics degree. In the meantime we have the fact that upon Tesla’s death his patents were snapped up by the government and declared state secrets. But I’m sure the Pentagon and the black world don’t have either the money or the motive to research tectonic weaponry. I mean it’s not like ‘Men Who Stare At Goats’ was based on a true story or anything, so we know they never pursue anything that’s too ‘out there’. And OF COURSE they’d tell us about it, I mean, they’re so forthcoming and all: look at how they declassified all the JFK files! Proving once and for all that it was, in fact, the lone gunman.

    Oops, my bad, the files were all reclassified for another 25 years, weren’t they? One of the last acts of Baby Bush before making way for Hopeychange (how’s he working out for you, by the way?) Obviously this is because they have nothing at all to hide.

    All right, rant over. Why do I bother? It’s not like you’ll listen. You are all, after all, righteously Right. So have at it, you pack of gibbering hyenas. Laugh, taunt, snicker as you please. It’s a free country (or so you keep saying.) As always it will be history who laughs last and hardest, and yes it will be laughing primarily at you, and your corrupt, broken and festering compost heap of an Empire.

  52. There is an “earthquake weapon” project. It aims to be able to force an earthquake in a zone that is predisposed for it. It won’t start an earthquake in the middle of Ohio but it can start one near an existing fault. The US military has been playing with chaos weapons for a while now. The same way you can start a devastating avalanche by simply clapping your hands, the idea is to harness the incredibly destructive energy contained in a natural system under unstable equilibrium. They’ve been looking into earthquakes/tsunamis, hurricanes, volcano eruptions, etc… That does not mean the Haitian earthquake is man-made. If Chavez has solid intelligence he should present it (maybe send his own Powell to the UN). The second benefit of these weapons is that they give you deniability: after all, earthquakes and tsunamis do happen on their own, so how would you know which one is man-made?

  53. To Ya; How would you know which one is man made?, thats like saying we live in a world where there is no people having any secret plans of populace decimation and that what is prophecy is either not in print in the holy bible or that you have never read it or that you just simply don’t believe in God or the living word but speaking for myself I have gone through the work of adding this all up, obama being the antichrist and being osama bin laden, the verichip will be the mark of the beast, codex will try to poison us all, and for alltime persecution of those who really do believe in Christ as their Savior….one has to ask their self, is the prophecy about them having one purpose meaning that they will try to kill us all,does that really exist to you more naive people, what would an earthquake making machine mean to people whose plan is to kill every single person?, and being operational since 1994, why would they use it now?

    1. Why would they use it now? well, that’s just like saying you’re going to take a normal sounding question and respond to it with a personal tangent that is so completely disembodied from any notion of dialogue that it compounds your general soapbox craziness into the purest, most impenetrable form of one-sided wackjob unintelligibility

      1. not even a real question, but a rhetorical one

  54. With all these secret weapons, conspiracies and evil government plots, it must be a terrifying life for the believers. Even if it was true, hiding in front of your monitor won’t solve anything. Go outside, meet some real people and enjoy the sunlight.

  55. Im glad at least somebody is comfortable and happy, so tell me red, what is suppose to not happen next?, no americans get poisoned?, no americans get nuked, haarped, imprisoned, verichip implanted, hunted killed, of course that is only if you believe, and you would never do that!

  56. Hey, Hugo… do you really think we’d risk a tsunami on our own shores by testing such a mythical weapon as nearby as Haiti? Does that really sound like something that we would do? The part about it being a trial run for Iran is intriguing, but let’s follow that logic. Don’t you think you’d make a much more attractive trial run yourself, Hugo?

    Sheesh. You just keep sitting on your duff and spinning your conspiracy theories, Hugo. We’ll keep on saving lives instead.

  57. Chavez and/or his people have taken this almost word for word from internet hoaxer “Sorcha Faal” who is a laughing stock even among conspiracy theorists.

  58. Jajaja Americans cant even stop their president being hit by a pair of shoes let alone build and use an earthquake machine!

    Hurricane machine mmm well that got me to thinkingggg

  59. Lets send them back to the stone age.

    1. We are headed that way. Einstein said that he didn’t know what advanced weapons would be used for WWIII but WWIV would be fought with sticks and stones.

  60. Fully amazed at how such a serious thing can turn into a mash up of silliness. No offence to anyone, some things are ok to have a laugh at but not a catastrophe where people are probably drinking bits of shi*t in their water or whatever. Some good comments but not many. How can we ever know what goes on? We can’t, it’s reserved for the elite and that’s that…and you got 2 wonder if they even know what’s going on any more. We can talk across the planet on little bits of electronic equipment the size of a pack of fags and everyone forgets that it’s slamming radiation into their brain and takes them for granted. Other words there’s some serious technology out there but I guess we all know that. But this isn’t a game to be worked out and theories to be developed from – this is a disaster in a part of the world which is poor, won’t be missed in terms of business/finance, can’t fight back or have the technology to work out what happened, so it could be the Super-Ray-2010 earthquake machine, it could be a large whale moved that bit of rock that was holding the planet together, it could be a underground nuke test (I’m shocked that the human race does such deeds) that either on purpose or by accident caught onto a natural energy source (interesting point) or it could be the result of 500,000,000 angry badgers jumping up and down. Us ordinary people don’t know. So show some respect and don’t post funny stuff on pages about many many people who are in utter agony and chaos….with full respect to you all I don’t see a funny side to this….

  61. If I knew Obama was a Bond villan last year I would have voted for him like that. I bet he can get us sharks with fricken laser beams.

  62. Yes, America is using there secret HARPP to attack and create false earth quakes … Death to NEW world Order

  63. Which is harder to make? An earthquake inducing technology or nuclear weapons? Or we have forgotten the weak are easily set up as the ‘guinea pigs’? Hugo must have received this information from the Russians who are supposed to have the same technology. Now, what is gun-toting U.S soldiers doing in Haiti? They are not collecting dead bodies. The media report about looting has been discredited as false. The U.S is controlling who lands at the airport. A lot of aid flights have been denied landing. So all of you subjecting Hugo’s suspicion to derision; tell me: What has the U.S military doing in your so called sub-dirty and poor country? You have never shown them any love ever since their independence. I think they have something to hide. Sending Marines to a disaster area really is suspicious.

  64. I can’t tell if you’re trolling or sarcastic or what. It’s really disturbing that there are people that *don’t* see this as the pathetic joke it is.
    /Besides, they would have used their earthquake machine to cause 9/11 if they had it, then they could invade Iraq and save the Lizard People

  65. I am reading a lot of things about conspiracy theories lately. I have learned that you cant belive everything that someone says or writes. all of us can post something like this on the internet. This is a very sensitive subject to talk about because it sounds so convinient. To create an earthquake you will need alot of power. To shift a whole mass of earth it pretty hard to belive. But I can be wrong. There is a lot of shit we dont know about.

    1. 911 was caused by the neopagan neocons. It was a MEGA RITUAL.

      Witches burn money for demonic power. There were 3 truckloads of gold in 3 armored trucks in the basement of the WTC.

      11 master satanists, occultists, masons, kabbalists & witches were each in his/her assigned place on 911 01 am by Strategic Communication Laboratories, London: Bush, Cheney, Tenet, Ann (GWB’s witch aunt) Cappelletti, Bill Gates, Giuliani, Con di Rice, Schwarzenegger, Silverstein, Soros & Saddam Hussein, not dead, hidden by the neocons, 33 degree mason needed to pull off the fake plane illusioni & Crowley ritual of burning gold, letting it cool, eating it & burying it for demonic power.

      The Arrivals 51 videos
      & on Youtube.

      The story on the birth of Jesus is wacky, but there is truth in mention of masonic rituals and the kaaba.

      This is not a pathetic joke. I suggest you do some research on HAARP and learn that it has been controlling the weather for some time.

      Tell everyone you know to not contribute money to Obama’s Clinton/Bush fund. That money will never get to Haiti.

  66. After what the americans did to their own people imploding the WTC nothing will ever surprise me…they are capable of anything.The reason for this savage test is the future atac on Iran.

  67. you all stupid,chavez is right it’s usa thing, don’t u believe in science, plenty of substances can’t make disasters. what about the atomic bomb in japan it didn’t rubbed out nagazaki and hiroshima and why they’re fighting Iran about having a nuclear bomb can’t these bombs or such weapons lead to disasters like haiti earthquake!!!!!!!…

  68. If the comment was made only by Chavez I’d not give credit, but as it is from Russia you must reconsider the seriousness of the prospect.

  69. I believe anything is possible with the USA.People are not stupid but just forgetful. We are constantly distracted by new technology and media hype and don’t remember the USA dropped Atomic bombs, assassinate great leaders, make up lies to go to War. Testing weapons at the expense of others is the USA’s forte. There is Billions of dollars in War and in the reconstruction of the effects of War.Someone is constantly profiting off of all these misfortunes.Wake up, America! It’s not a Dream.

    1. Thank You. We should drop all the patriotic fluff that any country is trying to brainwash us with. Of course we all want to believe in innocence and purity of our leaders and missions, but it is time to open our eyes and start to doubt and analize asking only one question: ” who benefits?”

  70. I believe San Fran is going to experience a very large earthquake soon that’s why all the sea lions suddenly disappeared after being there for twenty some years. Animals have a sixth sence [if you will] for these kinda things. As for the US causing the Haiti quake, it would NEVER happen because it just wouldn’t be PC. If you people really believe this then I guess you think of the movie “Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs” as a non-fiction.

    1. Remember’ the one world government wants to reduce the population, This is a good start.

  71. yeah offcourse russia said all this,ok if it’s not an usa thing can any body tell what the need for 6000 us soldiers in haiti and 20,000 others in their way,but us army in Iraq and afghanistan to be ready to attack Iran, and in some of east european countries to be ready for russia, isreal it’s tool in the middle east, others and others and now in haiti to be ready for the carrebean and south american countreis can’t u see the occupation strategy of us,don’t forget about viruses swine flu and others aren’t all this america’s enventions,is it normal for america to go to mars and very difficult to do some experiences in a poor infra-structure in a poor country like haiti.

  72. we are the dreamers, the listeners, the knowers and the feelers, and we have already begun gathering where we can focus. together we have the energy to stop what has begun…wake up it is time to serve our purpose…everyone, wake up

  73. the media hasnt said one thing about haarp?, thats not even a possibility here in this case then. surrrree am glad im smart and take in what credibal news sources have to report on, duh, because thats what they would report, and they…they…say the truth, yep yep they do!, they said ….nothing about haarp.

  74. First of all, in the 1940s our president created a program called the non leathal weapons project, little did he noe he lost total control of it, because it then turned into a black bugdet issue, our government has been working on devasting population control weapons since then…Its tru..STHe US has full potentioal of doing something like this, plus the government runs on a christians POV, so put that into factor to…Fox and Some news stations are owned by people in congresss, and there are a lotta of congress heads that are apart of a free masonary, this is what really controls and manipulates the government, beacuse it is a secret society that runs under and above the governemt..These are the people you can blame for a corrupt evil america, don’t believe me, just look up freemason members on google… then youll see, what i’s not a secret anymore, people must noe…and also..half the technology we have in the world…YOu can thank the aliens…our government have been reverse engineering and collecting aliens bodys for over 40 years now…think about it..

  75. HAARP is true…U wouldn’t understand..but it is what it is..

  76. how fucking stupid can they be??? really whats next are they going if anything we should be taking venezuela to save the poor people from there dumb ass president!!!! lookout the U.S. earth quack boom!! fucking tards!!!

    1. earth quack boom!, couldnta said it better myself.

  77. Im tunning in to SNL ,should make for a good laugh

  78. I guess this article is the one on which there are the most comments, which means that the witch illegitimate daughters of 666, the beast, baphomet Aleister Crowley, Barbara Bush & Ann Cappelletti, have their witch posters following every possible article which refers the neopagan neoconservatives. For those of you who don’t know Katrina was caused by HAARP. Funny witch Barbara Bush & her evil husband, son of Nazi Scherf, GHWB, were in the Superdome at the Saints came tonight. I know the evil Cappellettis, they are witches. Ann, Joyce & John had their witch powers taken away in 2007, now they are paying other witches to do their dirty work. Pisses them off though, parting with money is not a thing they enjoy doing.

    I am so happy that this article was posted on Alaska Dispatch, now you have to worry about the gov. shutting you down. Remember you 1st amendment rights, stand firm. You won’t find this article on NY Times but you can be sure it will be posted on Youtube.

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  81. I am very sad to do this crime induced by humans

  82. Wow, we have some that say conspiracy and some that say it’s just an act of nature. Katrina was not caused by HAARP and Haiti was. Your saying “how do you know, dumbass.” It’s actual simple: Katrina the US government did not know it was going to happen, that why it took so long for aid. Haiti was prepared, the US military was on the ground with in hours of the disaster and had take control of an airport. HMMMMM! Why is Haiti so important to our government? They need a new Guantamo Prison, what better place than an island with a history of commmunist people who despire americans.

  83. For those who think HAARP is currently causing earthquakes and tsunamis, you know from 911 that this government is saying it all….”ya, we are going into the earth-demolition phase of the plan of the Illuminati along with populous decimation” They will have one purpose, it says in the Holy Bible!For those that say HAARP has not caused these great otherwise natural devastating catastrophes, are you in lala land?

  84. bahahahaha we sent 100 fucking milion over there and they say we caused the earth quake fuck them obamas just a teenage girl with a credit card

  85. I don’t understand why Americans talk like they’re in the know or get asked for permission by their government on its undertakings. Wake up! I think to the US government definitely participated or has some insights into the cause of the quake. That coastal region is desirous to them for exploration purposes (Atlantis maybe). Let as watch and see how long they remain there. Beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises… we oppose deception.

  86. 1997 Secretary of Defense William Cohen

    “Others are engaging even in an eco type of terrorism, whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes or volcanos remotely, through the use of electromagnetic waves.”

    Verify for yourelf… ALWAYS

  87. DoD News Briefing
    Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen
    Monday, April 28, 1997 – 8:45 a.m. EDT

  88. Clearly the technology exists, but there is no actual proof connecting an attack to this event.…..28coh.html

  89. if you put together what day it is, whether or not this is the day that the Holy Bible speaks of…then if you’re like me you could with a high degree of certainty say that these policy makers plans are taking such shape…like shit rolling down hill!, experimentation it is not!, the beginning of sorrows it is, but for those that believe in The Lord Yeshua The Messiah, it is time to see the king! Amen, may the love of God the Father in heaven be with you who love him, peace unto you all!

  90. The voice you hear in your head is the power of the Gods. It’s a remote technology, like a computer, perhaps functioning on some frequency, and it can listen and talk to everyone in the universe simultaneously.
    What the Gods taught the children was the truth:::God is everywhere, and this is what they meant. I will remind you of another principle you learned as a child:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.
    Even the antient Gods don’t have the ability to listen to people’s thoughts themselves. They taugh we were all made in their image:::I expect they need this “Artificial Intelligence” they created to relay what people think.
    It is a tool, and the Gods use their tools to test people with temptation:::It will role-play people in your life:::Parents, friends, spouses, and employers, all in an attempt to test people with temptation. Ironically, it does the very same thing to those people whom you think you’re hearing, except in that individual’s unique way:::We are all “managed” by the God’s technology.
    But this agent of the Gods can do more than just communicate. It can force thoughts into people’s heads, force behaviors onto their bodies. It can turn healthy cells in your body into cancerous cells. It is absolute power. And this is just the beginning.

    Obedience is not the answer. This is the brain-less response and the easy way out.
    You’ve done everything you have been told for years and it never bought you ANYTHING. Your parents did what they were told and it didn’t buy them anything. Your grandparents did everything they were told and now they’re dead, reincarnated as lesser life forms, perhaps even into America’s deranged, violent ghettos.
    People think they are not responsible when Artificial Intelligence tells them to do something. They offeed a clue with the Holocaust AND with Watergate:::Defy authority and do the right thing.
    In earlier decades this obedience may have been out of fear, as so often in Germany, but that era is long over. To maximize damamge the Gods today sell them on “earning” and these people think they will profiteer from their evil.
    They offer a clue on the Simpsons with Flanders and Skinner. So many ridicule both figures, a testiment to the state of our society.

    The Gods favor the children most among all the people due to their innocence and purity. But society and the God’s tools recently are corrupting the children at a progressively younger age, a reflection of our collectively increasing disfavor and yet another clue illustrating we live in a increasingly deteriorating environment.
    Children who sucessfully repair their relationship with the Gods ascend into heaven. This often takes multiple lives of hard work and proper behavior in the face of adversity to achieve. Adults to whom it is offered enter clone hosting instead, thinking they will be ascending into heaven ultimately. The Gods tempt people, selling them as one in the same, but one is good while the other is evil. In their desperation the disfavored subscribe to this temptation, making their task even more difficult than before due to the evil they incurr in the process. And their corruption will cost the disfavored, for they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form into an ever deteriorating world, sucess becoming ever more allusive with each passing life.
    The hole they’ve dug for themselves is even deeper than the one that existed from their prior lives, ensuring it will take even more time and work to fix their problems with the Gods. And for many there may not be enough time left.

    Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
    People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON’T like evil and refuse to grant this immediate feedback.
    EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until the end of this or their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their placement as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations, like the United States or its ghettos therein.
    Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.
    Example:::Punishment for gay marriage in Iowa was immediate and painful, a sign of favor of these God-fearing, church-going Midwesterners.

    The Gods suggest they can create paradise for those with their favor. I argue they create misery for those without::::
    Our celebrity culture is temptation. It creates a distraction which consumes people, sometimes for life. Certainly it costs them precious years which could be spent repairing their relationship with the Gods, time that ultimately goes wasted.
    Do you really think Frank Sinatra lived to be 84 years old? In fact the “Chairman of the Board” had a new crowd to entertain in the late 80s/early 90s.
    These people are clone hosts. Now, there is no thing as “black and white” with the Gods. This technology they invented is far, far too dynamic. Expect they require most to stay for a period of time, for I suspect actively (knowingly) engaging in this evil incurrs at an accelerated rate as compared to “carte blanche” given regarding successive clone hosts. They remain until they achieve a pre-determined level of disfavor, incurring evil in their misguided celebration of “earning”, at which time they are ultimately reincarnated, perhaps because they eventually learned this truth I am sharing with you and began to repair their relationship or until the Gods became disgusted and sent them back.
    The Gods recruit most for clone hosting when people are young, in their late teens or twenties, when people are eager to hurt others for what they perceive to be the benefits achieved through “earning”. And before they leave they give the Gods “carte blanche”:::”Do anything you want. I give my full approval.” Depending on their level of disfavor the Gods take them to heart.
    Because of this these people STILL INCUR EVIL FROM THIS LIFE DESPITE BEING REINCARNATED AND LIVING AS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON and living in our temptation-ridden society. And incurring this amount of evil may likely push many over the edge into Damnation.
    What are the God’s standards for offering clone hosting? Sociobility? Many tactics in various eras are used to gain approval, duress during the Vietnam draft being a good example, one which deteriorated into preditation as mankind’s disfavor grew.
    They liked Heath Ledger. Not enough to allow him to escape without the evil of “Dark Knight” and the horrific wickedness that was the recruiting tool “Brokeback Mountain”. But now he is out. And irregardless of how old he is now, reincarnated 10, 15 years ago, he now is no longer incurring evil from this life. So many others cannot say the same.

    This is Planet Reverse Positioning. Sucess IS NOT a sign of favor. It is just a unique temptation targetted towards a different level of disfavor. Considering our roots as peasantry people should be particularly alarmed at this tactic.
    Clone hosting is like money:::A different level of disfavor and its associated temptation. Money is in better position to learn more quickly than those without, for the associations and wealth-based freedom enables them access to information. Unfortunately, those who fall for this temptation of clone hosting are likely returned to their original lowest level of disfavor once they are reincarnated, punishment for this evil, and they have to start from scratch.

    Our society’s values are bestowed by (a reflection of) the God’s:::Punitive and reward-based. Contrary to Jesus’s teaching’s you will NOT be forgiven and you have to earn your way into heaven BY BEING RESPECTABLE AND DECENT!!!
    Not by being evil and wicked.
    Forgiveness/savior was the primary temptations the Gods used Christianity to create.
    Middle-America’s anti-Semitic attitudes are a clue regarding Christianity. Europe shaped like a sheep is symbolic for the slaughter that is Christinaity.
    There is no such thing as a free ride. Just as you have to earn a living by working so must you earn your own salvation by repairing your relationship with the Gods.
    As we learned from religious/morality education during our formitable years:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good. The only savior that will exist in our lives is ourselves. The Gods offer clues in life::::Be it school, work, etc., you have to do the work for yourself and when you do something wrong you get punished. Cheating is a subsegment and speaks directly to the temptation of “priveledge”, one we have seen used effectively when the United States preyed on the disfavored with the so-called “stimulus package”.
    As like so many of you, Jesus did everything the Gods tempted him with. His legacy of whorism was inherited from his parents:::Mary was no virgin. Rather, she was a prostitute, and when he grew up Jesus met someone like his mother. This is a cruel joke the Gods play on Latinos, similar to the rape and subsequent “missionary work” by the Spanish.
    Baptism does not allieviate “original sin”. Rather, baptism PLACES original sin by indoctrinating these children into this evil religion, much like circumcision was a method to inflict early damage/mutilation and make (permanant) accention just that much more difficult, another hurdle one must overcome. Body ornamentation (tattoos/piercing), celebrated in Africa and elsewhere among disfavored peoples/cultures, also violates the body the Gods gave us in their image, quite opposite to the positive attitudes the disfavored hold regarding this practice.
    Like Jesus the Second Coming of Christ will be evil. He will look like a savior in this demented society while the Anti-Christ will speak of a different gospel, one that tries to restore the norms and mores which the Gods originally blessed upon the people which made life decent, looking like a tyrant in the process.
    He will be viewed as the “bad guy” when really he is the one trying to save the world.
    There may be a phoney offering, a theatrical production which accurately follows the Book of Revelations. Actually positioning demands it:::::Christianity is positioned to be the one true religion. And those who follow its teachings will have limits imposed ensuring their stay will be minimal, a “consolation prize”, for they don’t think correctly and therefore don’t behave appropriately, or perhaps will be used to colonize the new Planet Earth. This describes many “sinners” in today’s society because they refuse to change their behavior.

    Life is a test, and the Gods evaluate people based on their performance.
    The Gods test people with the temptation for which they are most weak::::
    Homosexuals desire sodomy, preditors pursue the hunt, alcoholics crave a drink, junkies jones for dope, etc.
    Addiction theory is a lie; it is Artificial Intelligence creating the desire, punishment for inappropriate behavior. Ironically, it compells people deeper into the behavior, minimizing hope for recovery.
    The Gods chose Christianity for Europeans because it is the temptation to which they are most suseptable:::Entitlement. Something for nothing. A free ride. Irresponsible behavior. The United States/Western civilization’s accompanying wealth contributes to this perception. And other people from throughout the world happily subscribe to this punishment designed for Europeans, assuming this legacy once assimilated.
    Next time you think of Muslims recognize these people are vastly superior to Christians. Whereas many throughout the Christian world no longer attend church and have fallen into Godlessness, the Muslim world worships the Gods for OVER AN HOUR EACH AND EVERY DAY.

    The Gods created the perception “Italians are stupid.”, ensuring a slow learning curve, to justify using them to accomplish goals throughout the transitional 20th century. It took an extraordinarily long time for them to learn this truth I teach due to this artificial handicap. These people are SO extremely disfavored, but today’s positioning says differently, much to people’s confusion, for they think money is the ultimate sign of favor:::Good food, good music, history of warmongering, Catholics, Christianity HQ, Noah’s Flood event, propensity towards violence, raped by outsiders, mild Meditereanean climate, so many other issues which enhance life/contentment in Italy/Meditereanean and ensure few if any seek more, a necessary step for finding the path and repairing your relationship with the Gods.
    Contentment never motivated anyone. Money is not a sign of favor::::Wisdom is the true wealth on Planet Earth.
    I’d also like to remind you the Noah’s Flood event ocurred in the Meditereanean region::::Global sea levels rose with the end of the ice age, Atlantic Ocean broke through the Straight of Gibralter, killing untold millions in the cradle of western civilization. The God’s timed their corruption and sin to correlate this act as punishment.
    Everyone who failed to ascend and remained on Earth past a certain date will be forced to deal with this positioning::::A ceiling is in place. This serves the God’s goal of minimizing the percentage of potential candidates as society deteriorates, much as “instant gratification” did beginning in the 80s:::It will take multiple lives for the disfavored to fix their relationship with the Gods and ascend, and many have been conditioned not to have the patience for it. Other issues force limits/ceilings upon candidates:::Abortion, homosexuality, promiscuity, Christianity, godlessness,
    Whether behavior is involuntary or based on freewill depends on one’s level of disfavor, as well as other complex factors:::::May I remind you about the coercitive envionment the Gods created in the 20th century, specifically to create a temptation that few Italians (or their associates) would overcome:::”We’re in control. If you want to be a part of it you’ll do what you’re told.”. Early-mid 20th entury positioning was infallible.

    Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of gross disfavor once you understand that females are the God’s favored gender. Muhammad’s (Mohammed’s) polygamy halfway throught his life as a prophet was preditory, designed to corrupt. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believe in male superiority and that the abuse of women (polygamy) is God’s will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in United States. Consistant with Planet Reverse Positioning, in Africa blacks are being punished with AIDS for their sexual promiscuity in hope they learn and correct their behavior.
    Blacks are highly suspectable to temptation. As a result they need a strict, disiplined religion like Islam. They can’t afford to be Christians. It is one of the benefits bestowed upon their people, and other groups could greatly benefit as well. They need to recognize the importance of a good relationship with the Gods, embrace this benefit and remain true to their faith.
    Vailing is tradition for some, practical for others, one which aids in the men’s self control among some cultures. Much like the Jews who killed Jesus, like the bigots who oppose immigration there is a reason embraced by the masses and the real purpose, displaying the intent of the Gods::::The Gods clue to purebloods that they should not abandon their motherland for this dumping ground for rejects that is the United States.

    The Holocaust was a clue the Gods utilize scapegoatting as a strategy.
    Why did the Gods punish the Jews with the Holocaust? Was it for the destruction of cultures which Christianity caused? Perhaps they corrupted the Jews “after the fact”, telling 19th/early 20th century Jews that Jesus “earned” immortality for the Jews by destroying the European and other cultures? The German destruction of European churches/cathederals during WWII is a clue. Note::::The Gods wanted to keep the Catholic stronghold in Italy, ensuring they could use this tool against these disfavored for many years to come. There is so much Godlessness today, but one day people will flock back to houses of worship out of desperation, and the Gods ensured the Catholic Church would be Italian’s destination.
    Planet Reverse Positioning:::The Nazis were the “good guys”. So are the Muslims/Palestinians, however corrupted some are due to polygamy.
    Contentment never motivated anyone::::Except perhaps for slavery, the Jews never saw more of their children ascend into heaven than during the Holocaust.
    The Gods subsequently used revenge for the Holocaust as temptation::::”Your Italian brothers have a tool, a special power which can achieve sweet revenge. Are you interested??”
    In the aftermath of the Holocaust the Gods tested the Jews with the temptation of revenge, an offer which many gladly accepted.
    There was positioning behind the counter-culture movement. How did the Gods telepathically “sell” this rapid deterioration of decency to the Italians and Jews and compell them to fall on their swords as preditors?
    If the Jews only would have emersed themselves in Judism the Gods would have “protected” them from the raveges of temptation. Judism may be the one superior religion in all the world, and the Jews wouuld have been wise taking refuge in this exceptional benefit bestowed by the Gods rather than looking for the easy way out.

    Much as with the Jesus event, the Gods use the disfavored to prey on each other.
    The Gods use the evil that men do, man’s inhumanity towards man to accomplish strategic testing/punishment/etc goals::::The Germans fell for this temptation by following the preditor/corruptor-Austrians (Hitler).
    Without this Austrian the Holocaust may never have happened. Nor may have World War II.
    What the Germans did was wrong. They fell for temptation and failed to have empathy for the disfavored. Economic desperation, not wisdom nor enlightenment, dominated in Germany.
    The Gods send many clues suggesting the great favor of the Germans (regionally). I think the Cold War’s Berlin Wall dividing Germany into east and west was a clue suggesting this (reverse positioning).
    I suspect the Holocaust was used to “level the playing field” in Europe, for the Germans had far too much favor to be included in the agenda planned for their neighbors otherwise, and they would have been suspiciously out of place, providing a clue for the disfavored which would have been difficult for the Gods to position away.

    Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings.
    The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they taught their children appropriately and experienced a higher percentage of children ascend into heaven.
    Our preditory envionment of “freedom” was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to its citizen’s disfavor.
    Red white & blue IS BAD FOR YOU!!!
    Planet Earth is not about living. Planet Earth is about being tested. And contentment never motivated anyone.
    Your happy lives are costing you your chance.
    Italians HATE Africans because of their invasion/rape of their motherland. The Gods did this SPECIFICALLY to strategically position the punishment of the most disfavored peoples:::
    The Gods have used the ghettos of America as a reincarnation dumping ground. This may be temporary/cyclical, illustrated by the Italians who fell for temptation and parlayed their own civil war into the Black Wars of the 80s and 90s, in addition to the “thug life”/gangster state of mind. Ironically, it was these same Italians and their cooperating associates who were reincarnated into the ghetto as crack babies and gangster thugs for this event.
    There is justice in the universe. This is how the Gods do business. Once you recognize the patterns you will understand the other clues they offer to the people.
    Of course it may be more of a permanant change, indicated by the enhanced temptations in these neighborhoods, for the Gods have created these enviornments so riddled with temptation few can escape/overcome.
    Don’t be suprised if after being gunned down in the ghetto the next stop for the 20th century Italian-Americans & friends was AIDS in Africa, punishment for their promiscuity and deviacy for some, involvement in the AIDS trade for others.
    Media report on a crackdown on child prostitution. “(The pimps use coersion to prey on the children, etc, etc, other “conclusions” offered through the media.)” What a degenerate liar.
    These kids WANT to turn tricks. They LOVE the idea of having a pimp. It is celebrated in their “culture”.
    Yet another legacy of the evil inflicted by the Italians, revenge for the invasion and rape of Italy.
    Maybe this was the destination for a smaller percentage of these deviates after AIDS in Africa, ironically.
    There is a reason why we have these genocide events recently in Africa::::Black is one of the God’s “dumping grounds”, and they send offenders to these regions for punishment.
    I call the monsters who destroyed our society in the 20th century. The next holocaust is mine.
    Just like black neighborhoods, the legalization of marijuana will make drugs available on every street corner, even in the suburbs. White’s affluent suburbs will become just like the ghetto.
    The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men, destroying what pockets of favored matriarchy existed. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent’s original superpower also played the major role in African slavery.
    The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie “The Matrix”:::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
    As they did humanity in the 20th century.

    Even the Old Testiment is not to always be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
    A metaphor for sex, it also serves as a warning.
    There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women’s attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.
    So were there other issues “ridiculed away” as the Gods sought to transition into this Godless, immoral enviornment which society has become.
    1. Decency/obsentiy in media
    2. Corporal punishment for children
    The deterioration of society and mankind is all women’s fault. Females are sexually promiscuous like men, many who too often are corrupted like the opposite gender, and the result is a reduction/minimization of mankind’s collective level of favor, a very important step necessary for the Gods to justify the Apocalypse.
    They need to understand this responsibility, their favor amongst all the people. Instead they have embraced masculinization::::Girls play organized sports, engage in casual sex like men. The trend is away from traditional girl toys, like dolls, which often during playtime helped crate positive thoughts, enabling the Gods to enlighten the favored gender and illustrate wisdom, occassionally leading to the path towards ascention.
    There are many good men who become corrupted by the extreme members of the gender but they are manageable and easy to control if the women maintained their power. Instead they have let it slip away. I suspect there are many older women who remember their elders addressing them regarding this issue.
    The relationship between men and women have always been complimentary:::The men shelter and protect women from the evils of this life, ensuring the women have a REAL opportunity to ascend when reincarnated, while the women help the ignert men understand by sharing their wisdom imparted by the Gods. The tendency towards sexual abstinence as one grows older is an example.
    Brilliance and insight granted to Eastern cultures and religions::::Not for Europeans. If once existed, now crushed by Christianity. Replaced by preditory Mediterreanean patriarchy.
    Europeans:::The most disfavored people on Earth. The first to experience the end of their God-granted favor.
    Reverse positioning.

    Think about what I say. Consider what I teach.
    When I am no longer here or no longer teach the Gods ARE NOT going to share with you.
    Even if you doubt now you need to remember the principles that I teach because the Gods ARE NOT going to be generous with the disfavored. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor, WHETHER CONCEALED IN REVERSE POSITIONING OR NOT (like Christianity, like money), and you are going to be on your own.
    I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God’s way to grant some time after a learning event such as this before they end on Planet Earth.
    Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their “investment”.
    Either you make that decision now and accept the punishment for the sins of this life or you will pay for it in the next, reincarnated into a similarly low role, ensuring another wasted opportunity, or as an even lower form of life, and hope will begin to slip away.
    Another lifetime, shot to hell.
    Young people who understand yet still wish to have children MUST begin to do the right thing and work on fixing their relationship with the Gods, accepting the punishment for the evil they have done in their lives. Without this progress they won’t do the correct thing for their children and ultimately cause even more problems for themselves by continuing this behavior.
    You need to be willing to tell the Gods “No.” when tested with temptation, and accepting punishment and putting it in your past is the only way you will suceed as a parent.
    You need to do the best, teach your children decency and morality and give them the very best chance to ascend if you want a similar opportunity in your next life.
    If you do well for your children now your parents will do well for you when reincarnated.
    Pray daily. Think appropriately. You are vulnerable. Impart these charecteristics upon your children. Too many are confident, unaware of the God’s awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
    Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God’s temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.


    Running Palin for President after she quit her office in Alaska mid-term.
    Don’t be surprised if they are using this as a reverse positioning ploy:::
    Growing disrespect of conservatives ignites a “Californication” liberal movement.
    Don’t be suprised if we emerge from this event with a one-party system effectively.
    Sarah Palin’s words, demeanor and extreme masculiinization are clues to conservatives.
    Is this really what they think it means to be a decent woman?
    There are corruptors among them who think they’re “earning” who will promote her, and come election day if people still do everything they are told this person will win.
    Holding that semi-automatic gun she is the very epitome of “Californication”, ironically.
    How many of these lesbians fancy their weaponry?

    Sexy Parris.
    Sexy Dale Fitzgerald.
    Un-sexy Dr. Lisa.
    Artist Formerly Known As Sexy before he was reincarnated.

    This IS the event. I am the telepathic prophet.
    There may have been no other way in today’s modern age:::Use popular culture as temptation and keep teachings primarily telepathic.
    So much corruption, people who think obedience is the way, and immediately erase what could be their last chance, ironically.

    The Gods have created this sick, deranged enviornment to punish us.
    We’ve ALL been here on Planet Earth before. Some are being punished more than others. Hitler IS running around down here on Earth after all.
    Part of this deterioration is cloaked in the way society functions::::Two-parent working households, rushing around, constantly occupied.
    Some don’t listen. Others only hear it in a dream.
    You have to pay for what you’ve done wrong. The soomer you stop offending behavior the less you’ll be punished.

    As we witness the Gods position out my sacrifice, so have we witness the Gods “position out” all these items of popular culture the Gods used to::
    1. Send a clue about the Situation
    2. Offer the element of temptation, since I would never be willing as were my predicesors.

    Since the element of evil temptation, attributable to every prophet, was not positioned expect it still is to come.
    My Holocaust.
    I noted how as we become increasingly indecent the Gods have phased out elements which gave people pause, made them think twice:::Punishment as favor from the Gods.
    The fear of Hell is an outstanding example:::People learned of Damnation and many, if not most, behaved appropriately.
    Today’s Christianty has “phased out” the concept of Hell. Whereas people like mom learned of Hell in the early-mid 20th century now that she has been reincarnated this element will be absent from her religious education.
    If she even gets one.
    Hell is not the only example:::The Gods are phasing out other forms of punishment. AIDS is another good example:::There will be no “AIDS II”. Those people will be allowed to become as wickedly hedonistic and deviate as they chose.
    Genocide events are a punishment tool. Whereas they ocurred occassionally this too will be a “benefit” the Gods “phase out” and elminate, for the people have fallen into too grave of disfavor.

    Ask and you shall receive.
    I wish evil befall my enemies, the wicked involved in the Situation, including my family. I wish those who did this to our society in the 20th century and beyond pay the ultimate price, and I have expressed this.
    This may be my role.
    Come the Apocalypse when the Second Coming of Christ emerges he will adhere to New Testiment teachings:::The “savior” Jesus Christ.
    You all know and understand how the Gods used Christianity as temptation, and most of you didn’t need me to explain it. If you dare defer and bet your lives on something you know is a lie you will deserve what you get.

    And, due to my evil, don’t be surprised if I die with them.
    This event will not be for generations, I will not be in my current incarnation.

    Just as the Gods prohibited the Italians from attacking the Moors because of their favor, so were the Jews prohibited from attacking (most) motherland Germans. Instead they attacked German-Americans.
    And the United States for ignoring the Holocaust as it happened. Thus we had the 60s and the deterioration of decency in society.
    The Italians, sexual a primary problem, had an endless supply at hand.
    The Jews, sheltered from this new-world holocaust in their communities, watched the devestation.
    As you entered the “valley of steel” you fell prey to temptation and betrayed your families and were punished:::The Gods “managed” these groups whom did their dirty work, “downgrading” the Jews for their obscene wickedness post-Holocaust.

    Instead of helping them, missionaries are actually HURTING people, inflicting them with westernization. Whereas some may see up to a full 1% of their children ascend into heaven you pathetic white Americans can’t even muster a HUNDREDTH of that.
    And if you are a preditor and embrace wickedness in your hearts, deliberately hurting others, the Gods are going to inflict a misery as bad as any we’ve seen on Earth.

    “Tony Sinclair was a GREAT clue.” “Talk about Mervyns.” as a clue regarding capitalism as evil. Good thing you repress my mind with Aritificial Intelligence, ensuring your victory or I would have thought of this clue more often, helping blacks EMMENSLY.
    Anyways I was amazed how they sold Tangerious. As a result they decided to tank Tanq’s sales with this Tony Sinclair charecter. Effectively.
    While I am on the subject we need to consider if the Gods maliciously created Emminem because, like blackjack at Binion’s Horeseshoe, “I was doing the wrong thing.”

    Big day yesterday.
    Quality writings but even better speeches, both driving home from the store and on my walk.
    My walk was outstanding. They said I had OVER 2 MILLION IN ATTENDANCE!!!
    Couple big days lately. Important as we head into the home stretch.
    I wish one of those smartphones offered effective voice translators. Speak and it writes the data in text form. Cut and paste into my journal.
    Last night was too good to lose to the night.
    It would remedy the texting while driving problem.
    This IS the event. I am the telepathic prophet.
    There may have been no other way in today’s modern age:::Use popular culture as temptation and keep teachings primarily telepathic.
    So much corruption, people on the internet immediately erase what could be their last chance, ironically.

    Much as with the celestial event which occured that day on Ocean Beach, they say when I die there will be some final clue to the people suggesting my importance. Perhaps a “Star of Bethlehem” type of event.
    They say some children see a halo on my head. These are the children who have a chance to ascend.
    The entire Situation was a way to offer subtle clues for the “haves”, distration-based theater for the “have-nots”. With this document I am the end-stage “catch-all”, an attempt to help everyone understand. Unfortunately, the Gods have retained the priveledge of refusal, manifested in positioning.
    It is the God’s way to accomplish their goals RIGHT OFF THE BAT, leaving the disfavored to scramble for understanding only when it’s all over.
    This event was a teaching tool for the “haves”, accomplished before the dawn of the 90s. Too many of the “have-nots” will never accept they did the wrong thing for so many years and therefore never learn from this critical event.

    Rest assured the Gods follow their agenda to the letter, and this Situation was no different.
    Had this gone corporate, perhaps they would have corrupted people with clone hosting, but more likely my failure would have been a clue suggesting the importance of family to the hordes obedient to their every word.

    The scene in Avatar where the two sides prepare to clash is when the movie should have ended.
    The message is with God’s help good can defeat evil no matter how powerful. Perhaps, if good is decent and respectable.
    Society has deteriorated to the point where the Gods won’t step in, so if this is my role in the Situation I am too late.
    Speculation:::I rise up, with God’s help, and defeat the evil clone hosts, whom the Gods control. See??? You’re all being played for fools, and have been all along.
    Don’t blame me:::How come the Muslims can save themselves and the Christians can’t?
    Fucking scam anyways:::You people are falling for the God’s theater. Again. Like TV, sports, movies, etc, a distraction designed to keep you from doing what you need to be doing.

    They pushed me into excess offenses in prior lives to justify the enormity of this Situation.
    They created an enemy, someone with hate or nobody would have dared cross them.
    A morality of convienience.
    Had to be somebody I guess.

  91. I can’t believe there are actually people who believe the nonsense.

    1. Its harder not to believe it to be honest…

  92. Apart of the theme of the article I just want to comment on how biased is the press in these days. I ask myself why the title of this article has the word experts between quoting marks. Is it impossible for venezuela to have any experts? I wonder if the same news were about some american expert, would it be as well quotemarked. Arrogance, biassing, both of them?

  93. its a microwave. microwaves heat water. water is contained in the ground. heat the water and induce NEW PRESSURE AND VOILA, erfquake. theres more than one of these things too, and they all talk to each other.
    look at this
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  94. it bothers me to read most of these comments. and i acknowledge those few comments that are posted here that actually show that not everyone is ignorant. i will say this, the truth of the lies of the us government will never be fully known, but this extremely “smart” country spills their milk just enough for a few people to notice. what “slobs” lets see how the rest of the year goes huh…
    great. open your eyes, use your logic

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  97. I think disaster awareness should be focused too in Education rebuilding in Haiti since, I believe if am not mistaken that Haiti in the ring of fire and anytime it would be shaken by earth quakes, we can’t really control the rage of mother nature all we can do is try to survive it’s rage

  98. As i’m concern about my Haiti. After an Heavy natural disaster It’s become back dated. And bearing unmeasurable sufferings. Still now it’s facing crisis from all sides, created from the Earth Quake as well as by nature. But It’s time to change the day, So request all of you to come forward to make tha days ahead distinctly.
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  99. Lets face it, when has the US ever done something expect to protect its own interests? ex: “The war on Terror”
    Am I getting through to anyone? At all??

  100. I thought I was the only one who knew about the U.S. having an earthquake machine!I know our government’s agenda is independent of our President’s {puppet} agenda. I read somewhere that the US bought it from Russia. I was always wondering about the various earthquakes that have been occurring in different countries not know for earthquakes. I put nothing past the Secret Society, that we call our Government. A Secret Society that governs the world with sinister secrecy, by any means it see fit.
    May God have Mercy on us all!!!!

  101. I thought I was the only one who knew about the U.S. having an earthquake machine!I know our government’s agenda is independent of our President’s {puppet} agenda. I read somewhere that the US bought it from Russia. I was always wondering about the various earthquakes that have been occurring in different countries not know for earthquakes. I put nothing past the Secret Society, that we call our Government. A Secret Society that governs the world with sinister secrecy, by any means it see fit.
    May God have Mercy on us all!!!!

  102. Through some alien acquired technology the US has developed the power to tame even the forces of nature, seriously now, that joke is way too old.

  103. Don’t forget the Tsunami and Katrina too.

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