How Do Drugs Cross the Border? Easy to Understand Slideshow

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Comments

[Tim Cavanaugh]

They left out the part where one drug dealer takes a switchblade, uses it to cut open a shrinkwrapped bag of white powder, takes a bit on his fingertip and tastes it, then turns to the other drug dealers, grins, and nods.

[Warty]

Re: drug lords' sexy women, my favorite telenovela.

[Mister DNA]

Since all the drugs are coming up from the Sierra Madre, I would think one of the steps in the process requires a Mexican outlaw to say, "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."

[SpongePaul]

drugs dont have to cross the border, our best smoke is grown here, and we have university labs cranking out all the x mescaline dmt etc we can handle.
and yes Virginia even at your local state U, the lab is being utilized for unlawful concoctions.

[bendover]

Can't we combine step one and two? Have the mule fuck the sexy druglord's wife.

[domoarrigato]

Have the mule fuck the sexy druglord's wife.

misplaced modifiers can make you look like a homo.

[Skip Trace]

Wow! Mother Jones and the Onion. You guys rock!!! /end snark/

[Skip Trace]

"and yes Virginia even at your local state U, the lab is being utilized for unlawful concoctions."

They grow weed at the South Pole. True story.

[shriek!]

Skip Trace, I wanna be a cool troll like you someday! /start snark/

[skrike]

shriek, I resemble your post!

[jtuf]

What exactly are the two people in icon # 2 doing?

[fucking]

fucking

[Chris Lawrence]

Er, why is the U.S.-Mexican border north of the Nueces River?

[HeadTater]

You guys forgot the step in Washington where inept politicians pass laws to make the drugs illegal, making the whole thing wildly profitable for the criminals.

[joshua corning]

When did writers for adult swim cartoons start working for the Onion?

[joshua corning]

Have the mule fuck the sexy druglord's wife.

misplaced modifiers can make you look like a homo.

Jesus Christ!! It is 1999!!! Can we stop assuming that the author of the post is a man or that the sexy drug dealer is male?!?!

[the innominate one]

jtuf - the "wheelbarrow", I believe

joshua - it is 2009, not 1999

Tim Cavanaugh, good idea, but you realize that they're not "tasting" the coke, they're seeing how quickly they're numbed by it as a measure of purity

[Britney]

nice post...
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