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ATTENTION AMERICA!!!! …The WHO "Pandemic Control Room" Is A Creation Of The Illuminati Elite For The Final "End-Game"… (or WHO Are You? WH-WHO?)

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…Thus spaketh A. True Ott, PhD, ND, who–along with others–is calling the swine flu panic part of the New World Order's plan for global domination. The above headine continues (sans The Who reference) as such:

This "control room" is where any declarations of "pandemic" will originate. When such a "declaration" is sent to President Obama, FEMA and the Department of Homeland Security "Pandemic Task Forces" will be deployed. Each State Governor will be notified that the provisions of the Model State Emergency Health Powers Act (MSEHPA) will be implemented. 

The always titillating infowars.com is joining the conversation, too, hinting that the swine flu and its vaccine might be a biological weapon. A recent article reads:

Time Magazine's coverage of the swine flu scare has a noticeable subplot—preparing Americans for draconian measures to combat a future pandemic as well as forcing them to accept the idea of mandatory vaccinations…

when the federal government breaks down our door, guns drawn and dripping needle in hand.

Yeah, ok. It seems gut-busting laughable a bit silly. But hey, give credit where credit is due. Doc Ott refers to the MSEHPA, a proposal for state governments, requested by the Centers for Disease Control shortly after the 9-11 attacks. Here're the creepy bits from an abstract by the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA):

Coercive powers are the most controversial aspects of any legal system. Nevertheless, they may be necessary to manage property or protect persons in a public health emergency….

There similarly may be a need to exercise powers over individuals to avert a significant threat to the public's health…Although the vast majority of people probably will comply willingly (because it is in their interests and/or desirable for the common welfare), some compulsory powers are necessary for those who will not comply. Provided those powers are bounded by legal safeguards, individuals should be required to yield some of their autonomy, liberty, or property to protect the health and security of the community.

Holy Moly! There's more to the story, sure. But…are we at the fifth stage of disease and the WHO's pandemic alert? Magic Eightball, whaddaya say? Really? Damn.

Well, best to error on the side of caution. Be Prepared:

After that, get creative: 

 

Managing Editor Jesse Walker knows that any economic situation is a good time for conspiracies. Walker also uncovered the secret that paranoia means politics. The legacy of Robert Anton Wilson here. In 2007, Contributor Jeff Taylor discussed the banality of truth. Lazy paranoids here, Main-street paranoids here.

 

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  1. “the swine flu panic [is] part of the New World Order’s plan for global domination”

    I don’t understand – what part of that statement isn’t true?

  2. Teh AWESome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. What is an “ND”?

  4. Coercive powers are the most controversial aspects of any legal system. Nevertheless, they may be necessary to manage property or protect persons in a public health emergency….

    “I’m from the government.

    “Shut the fuck up and do what I tell you.”

  5. Time to watch The War Game (1965) again.

  6. But…are we at the fifth stage of disease and the WHO’s pandemic alert?

    Don’t you mean Dr. Who, Fonz?

  7. So swine flu is just a metaphorical disease?

  8. The swine flu is really boring.

    I would really prefer zombies. Or at least the 28 Days Later virus.

  9. I’ve been trying to warn you – the paranoids are taking over. But you wouldn’t believe me.

  10. That would be the Rage Virus, Fluffy. Not to be confused with the T-virus, T-Veronica, T-Cameron, or the G-virus.

  11. All night long
    we would sing
    that stupid song
    and every word we sang I knew was true
    Are you with me, Doctor Wu?

    Are you really just a shadow of the man
    that I once knew?
    Are you crazy, are you high
    or just an ordinary guy?
    Have you done all you can do?
    Are you with me Doctor, Wu?

    The Doctor Wu I knew would never prescribe anti biotics, vaccinations or other such voodoo.

  12. Swine flu is obviously a STD. I think Mexicans should stop fucking pigs.

  13. Mad Max-

    Which paranoids? I hope you are referring to the “public health” types.

  14. Not to be confused with the T-virus, T-Veronica, T-Cameron, or the G-virus.

    Also not to be confused with T-Backs or G-Spots.

    individuals should be required to yield some of their autonomy, liberty, or property to protect the health and security of the community.

    I was unaware communities, per se, had health. I thought that was reserved for the individual, kind of like rights. I’m out of step with the new thinking, aren’t I?

  15. Oh, it goes deeper than that, libertymike. The public health types are simply the tip of the iceburg.

    Wait, why am I telling you these things? Now you know that I know! And you will report me to your alien Illuminati masters!

  16. I’m out of step with the new thinking, aren’t I?

    Don’t worry, we’ll help you get your mind right.

  17. As a friend of mine once remarked,

    “It’s no longer a question of whether you’re paranoid, it’s a question of whether you’re paranoid enough.”

    The government really is out to get us.

  18. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

  19. …For The Final “End-Game”…

    I would like to introduce you, Jeff, to ten of the most-treacherous travesties who ever stood between a libertarian-magazine intern and his money–and here… they… are!

    (reference explained here; see video here and here)

  20. Ugh. Crazy people are always less funny when they start to assemble in groups.

  21. Crazy people are always less funny when they start to assemble in groups.

    I accept this as an axiom. Good show.

  22. “What is an “ND”?”

    A Naturopathic doctor.

    Like chiropractors they can fill a legitimate need but also like chiropractors there tend to be a lot of nuts and more than a few who are outright quacks.

    Years ago I went to a ND in Utah. He was an awfully nice old boy who was perfectly capable of treating coughs and colds and unlike some NDs knew when to send you to a real doctor.

    I always used to get a giggle looking at the US government license on the wall listing various medicinal herbs he was permitted to import. One of them was “Marihuana”. I kept hoping he’d find something he needed to treat me for that needed it.

  23. I have it on reliable authority that the WHO has procured black helicopters.

  24. I have it on reliable authority that the WHO has procured black helicopters.

    How about a flying hovercraft?

  25. MSNBC tells me that this crisis is happening because we don’t yet have a HHS Secretary which, of course, is the fault of the Republicans. That’s it. Like Arlen Specter, I’m switching parties.
    For The Children??.

  26. “What is an “ND”?”

    A Naturopathic doctor.

    Oh, an uneducated quack in other words. Fuck him and everyone else who brandishes fake doctorates, yo.

  27. What is an “ND”?

    “Not a Doctor.”

  28. Fuck him and everyone else who brandishes fake doctorates, yo.

    You can have a real doctorate and still be an uneducated quack. Get a PhD talking about something outside of his specialty. You’ll hear some astounding things with only a passing resemblance to reality.

  29. NDs are the numb nuts that don’t realize any natural remedies that work are called fucking medicine by the medical community. The ones that don’t work are not and not used.


  30. You can have a real doctorate and still be an uneducated quack. Get a PhD talking about something outside of his specialty. You’ll hear some astounding things with only a passing resemblance to reality.

    It doesn’t even have to be outside a particular specialty. Dipshit and stupid are not selective disorders only effecting the uneducated.

  31. Dipshit and stupid are not selective disorders only effecting the uneducated.

    I work at a university, and am surrounded by PhDs all day. Some of them are very bright and generally thoughtful. Others, I wonder how they manage to dress themselves in the morning.

    Frankly, a lot of PhD programs reward persistence and tolerance for minutiae much more than intelligence and critical thinking.

  32. The sad thing about NDs is the amount of education they go through. I might be wrong, but I think they have to do the same pre-med courses MD/DOs, DVMs, and DDS/DMDs all have to complete.

    And then do they do some real courses in anatomy and science… before they get to all the BS that is mixed in. The sheer amount of wasted time is amazing.

  33. …The Final “End-Game”…

    “The WHO attacks FEMA to control.”

    [rolls dice]

  34. They don’t need any laws to get vaccination compliance. Just offer the vaccinnations to everyone with the stigma that you are dangerous if you do not get one. Then provide a sticker to wear (like I Voted) that shows you got the vaccination. Peer pressure does the rest. Unless you are already a survivalist or a child predator, your neighbors will be escorting you to the clinic, wearing masks of course.

  35. Damn, I miss RAW.

  36. Me too, Neoncat

  37. Mad Max-

    Dr. Wu is not an ordinary guy. He would never be bamboozled by public health officials. Of course, he would tell one gripped by Freemasonry fever that it would be better to focus on his town’s bossy health director who is making noises about the need for “extraordinary measures.”

  38. JT-

    Not so fast. I think you are way understating the numbers of people who will just say FU-not getting it!

  39. Leading indicator: “chicks in gas masks” is already showing up as the hot new fetish on 4chan.

  40. I can’t help but like him, but wow…this Winkler kid needs to lay off the yellowjackets sometimes.

  41. B3tans (www.b3ta.com) on teh reason

    fucksocks!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fucksocks

    On the Illuminati thing

    they really are quite shit eh? In a Professor Kaos kind of way

    we unleashed our new bio-tech warfare!!!!

    its killed some Mexicans!!!!

    muhahahhahaahah

    All hail Discordia

    (ok the dead Mexicans thing is admittedly terrible but I’d be fucking pissed off if someone used my death to justify a bullshit conspiracy theory)

  42. “chicks in gas masks”

    “hot new fetish”

    new?

    hmmmmmmmm

    you’ve been hanging out in the wrong corners of teh web my friend

    🙂

  43. @TallDave

    that was sarcasm wasn’t it

    bit slow today!

    Chicks in gas mask do rule though

    Chicks in carved wooden masks rule too

  44. DB COOPER an ND is a Doctor of Natural med.

    ie, they don’t perscribe to the mainstream Western med.

    Check out.

    http://www.bastyrcenter.org/

  45. And when this flu pandemic fails to materialize, and we’re not all shipped off to concentration camps, will Infowars.com and its Troofers admit they were wrong? NO! They are never wrong. The pandemic will fail to materialize because they EXPOSED THE TROOF! They made the gub’ment back off for a while. Or so they will claim.

  46. I don’t know, I recently started listening to Alex Jones for the hell of it and I found out that apparently we have a Clergy Response Team waiting to bust out the Romans 13 to keep us docile during martial law. I think you can find many interesting bits of truth within all the conspiracy talk.

  47. And when this flu pandemic fails to materialize, and we’re not all shipped off to concentration camps

    SCENE: Back of deuce-and-a-half rambling toward SECRET CONCENTRATION CAMP

    ME: [awkward pause]. I guess I owe Alex Jones an apology.

  48. History repeats itself my friends and foes. this is not y2k this is baxter made and delivered.I sincerely hope I am wrong about what I have been telling folks for 14 years. Was bird flu the shot across the bow? Is this the bullseye……..I personally am preparing and encouraging my good friends in NYC and other highly populated areas to be vigil and welcome to my secluded location.

  49. The invite is about to expire…..lol

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