The good folks at Wonkette have assembled their laffalicious 2008 War Against Xmas Gift Guide, featuring writeups about various items, including a naked clown calendar (relax, it's for charity!), Republican and Democrat steak-branding irons, and this particularly gruesome item commemorating "the night when Barack Obama clinched the Democratic nomination":
It's available for $20 (includes shipping and handling!), but act fast because, well, unicorns don't really exist.
And as long as we're spreading Christmas sneer, was it really only a year ago that Christopher Hitchens headlined Reason's Very Special, Very Secular Xmas Party by saying "Bah Humbug on Christmas"?: