Barfight!

There isn't a bar in Denver that isn't showing The Speech right now, and loud, but that doesn't mean you can hear it. The one I'm in is currently featuring a vicious (and loud!) fight right next to me between a table of mostly male Obama supporters, and a table of mostly female Hillary supporters. Sample verbatim dialogue:

"I'm a dude, I don't care what you say! Shut your nasty ass up! I can hear you!"

"Ohhh, nobody can speak!"

Meanwhile, another table has been drinking at every utterance of the word "change." Man, are they drunk right now.