Politics

Breaking: Candidate's Wife, Political Party, Crazy About Him

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Sen. Barack Obama is teleporting in from Kansas City right now, with the Girardeau family.

Obama bravely (in a political context) has admitted to drug use, usually claiming he stopped for good sometime in the late 1980s. If tonight is any indication of what's to unfold over the next few days, he might want to reconsider that decision.