Rainbow Coalition Update

As a public service, we present some highlights from the lineup currently scheduled for Ron Paul's Republican counterconvention: ex-wrestler and ex-governor Jesse Ventura, country singer Rockie Lynne, pop singer Aimee Allen, reporter and brothel-vote-rallier Tucker Carlson, former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson, Republican activist Grover Norquist, VJ-turned-podcaster Adam Curry, and a Sinatra impressionist. So far, alas, there's no sign of Arlo Guthrie or the Sex Pistols.