There Is Nothing Left to Lose

Dave Grohl has launched a presidential campaign in the pages of Harp magazine. If elected, the Foo Fighter promises to legalize pot, pardon Foxy Brown, "make war against the law," and give the country "a good, smoky barbecue—family style, at least once a week, winter months included. Every Sunday….It could be Tuesday, I don't want to say."

Overpowered by his oratory, Harp then folded.