"Two-Timing John McCain's Sizzling Secret Sex Life"!

From the Department of I-paid-the-$3.29-so-you-don't-have-to, I just shelled out precious fiat currency to see what new dirt The Globe has on Sen. McFrontrunner's sexy-time activities. Answer? Bugger-all.

McCain dated strippers and heiresses! Ditched his first wife after she'd been disfigured in a car wreck, and replaced her with a young hottie with a fat bank account! Admitted "the blame was entirely mine"! All these and more you can find … in McCain's own books. Plus countless interviews he's given.

The best The Globe can do to advance the ball is this quote from "a political insider":

As a young pilot in the early '60s, the house he rented was notorious as a place for raucous sex parties.

OH NOEZ! And then there's this:

Still, one Internet poster rips the presidential candidate, saying, "McCain cheated on his first wife, why wouldn't he cheat on his second?"

That all you got, tabs? I remember back when the supermarket gossip rags at least delivered some goddamned gossip.

Comments

[sage]

Damn, dude. It's almost like you want President Obama/Chavez.

[Episiarch]

I would assume you posted the following comment at The Globe's website:

"pics plz"

After all, you did pay good (fiat) money.

[Matt Welch]

Sage -- Nothing about his alleged sexcapades makes me want to vote for John McCain any less.

Also, he's a lot better on trade than the Democrats!

[joe]

I wouldn't want the possibility that I caused people to think about John McCain naked on MY conscience, Matt.

[J sub D]

Still, one Internet poster rips the presidential candidate, saying, "McCain cheated on his first wife, why wouldn't he cheat on his second?"

My history.
First wife - Did, not proud of it.
Second wife - Was never even tempted.

McCain may be similar. Besides, it's none of my damned business.

[smartass sob]

McCain may be similar. Besides, it's none of my damned business.

Isn't it? You don't care what kind of person he is? I do. And anything I wish to think about I consider to be my damned business. One of the reasons I detested Blow Job Clinton so much was that he was such a dishonest sleaze (another was that he was an arrogant, dishonest sleaze.)

[smartass sob]

I wouldn't want the possibility that I caused people to think about John McCain naked on MY conscience, Matt.

Joe wins the thread!

[Paul]

As a young pilot in the early '60s, the house he rented was notorious as a place for raucous sex parties.

What, no pictures?

[brotherben]

What? No equal coverage of Ms. Clinton's sexcapades.
Mistress Hillary. In black vinyl. Whipping Mccains pasty white wrinkled ass?

[brotherben]

bon appetit

[The POW Warrior]

http://powwarrior.wordpress.com/2008/02/02/the-measure-of-the-man-why-john-mccain-doesnt-measure-up/

Dear Matt,

I haven't had a chance to check out the book yet, but there better be some mention of the POW/MIA Issue in it. If not, you need to add a chapter.

Put another way, if the POW/MIA Families don't like McCain, what does that say about John McCain?

Thanks!

The POW Warrior

[Jennifer]

McCain dated strippers

Good for him, says I.

[Matt Welch]

POW Warrior -- Indeed I did devote a chapter to "Healing Vietnam," and McCain's under-explored role in "putting the POW/MIA issue behind us," etc.

[Win]

As a Vietnam combat veteran I recommend you familiarize yourself with this:
http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com

[Aaron Brown]

As a young pilot in the early '60s, the house he rented was notorious as a place for raucous sex parties.

He rented a house that was a pilot?!

[KD]

J sub D | March 4, 2008, 6:20pm | #
Still, one Internet poster rips the presidential candidate, saying, "McCain cheated on his first wife, why wouldn't he cheat on his second?"

My history.
First wife - Did, not proud of it.
Second wife - Was never even tempted.

Ditto. Am not even tempted to be tempted.

As a young pilot in the early '60s, the house he rented was notorious as a place for raucous sex parties.

I too was a young pilot in the '60s, and the place we rented was notorious for raucous sex parties... unfortunately for me I was quiet and retiring. I didn't get any until at least the 4th or 5th party.

[mike]

OMG!!! Somebody who was around in the 60s did stuff of which the religious right would not approve!! Shocking!

Seriously, though, this makes me like McCain more, not less.

[Legate Damar]

Nothing sbout McCain makes me like him more. It's like trying to add 2 to negative infinity.

[LarryA]

As a young pilot in the early '60s, the house he rented was notorious as a place for raucous sex parties.
What, no pictures?

How soon we forget. "Early '60s" = No internet, primitive instant still photos, no personal digital photos/videos of any kind.

And Mama didn't save that kind of picture in the baby album!

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