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Norway's bureaucrats discover boudoir cuisine:

Norway's largest erotic chain store was forced to change the labeling on products such as penis pasta, candy cuffs and chocolate body painting, to comply with Norwegian food regulations.

The Norwegian food safety authority, whose goal it is to make sure consumers have healthy and safe food, conducted a surprise inspection at one of the chain's stores and found that several products violated food labeling regulations, top-selling tabloid VG reported on Tuesday.

"We were a bit surprised to have the food safety authority on inspection. Food is not really our core product," Kjersti Antonsen, a sexual adviser in the store, told VG.

Products containing food must be marked with a Norwegian label, listing all ingredients.

"We have panties, bras, handcuffs and suspender belts made out of candy," Antonsen said, adding that the store will comply with the regulations and label all its food products.

This may be the biggest sex-meets-diet story since Rabbi Shmuley Boteach tackled the kosher status of semen.

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  1. penis pasta

    Oh, now there’s a visual…………..

  2. I don’t know whether or not semen is Kosher, but I have often wondered whether or not Vegans swallow.

  3. Out of what ingredients does one make penis pasta? Does the packaging come with preparation and serving instructions (e.g., drench in oil…serves three)

  4. Well, if your gonna regulate food, and listing the ingrediants is hardly onerous regulation, I guess edible panties fit in the category. Diabetics and sufferers of food allergies have kinky sex too.

  5. one problem was that the penis pasta didn’t come with a warning that it expands in size during cooking. (and the importation of food wasn’t per code)

    you’d think that part would be self evident to anyone who knows how a penis works.

    (besides the “thinking center for male”)

  6. the penis pasta didn’t come with a warning that it expands in size during cooking…
    you’d think that part would be self evident to anyone who knows how a penis works.

    Well, I for one didn’t know that a penis grows when it’s cooked. VM, do you do this often?

  7. probably inappropriate | November 14, 2007, 11:40am | #

    I don’t know whether or not semen is Kosher, but I have often wondered whether or not Vegans swallow.

    “she dont eat meat, but she sho’ like the bone”

  8. “Well, I for one didn’t know that a penis grows when it’s cooked. VM, do you do this often?”

    certainly. Unless I have a headache, of course.

    Then I stick to simple BATIN.

  9. suspender belts made out of candy

    Is this some novel way of dropping trou?

  10. At first I thought the authorities were objecting on truth-in-labeling grounds: they can’t call it “penis pasta” because it doesn’t actually contain penises.

    Something like this happened a while ago in Australia. The government tried to stop the import of Yves Saint-Laurent’s Opium perfume on the grounds that it was falsely labeled.

  11. Penis Pasta is like Ballpark Franks? It plumps when you cook it? Who knew that?

    gaijin, [big smile] that crack reminds me of the best line from the Addaams Family movie:

    Wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?

    Are they made out of real Girl Scouts?

    Still LOL.

  12. I am disappointed! The Boteach link does NOT discuss if semen is kosher, just whether fellatio is permitted. Letdown!

  13. How does one get to be a “sexual adviser”? That sounds like a fun job.

  14. Penis pasta, giving new meaning to the term ‘wet noodle.’

  15. I don’t know whether or not semen is Kosher, but I have often wondered whether or not Vegans swallow.

    Laughed so hard I cried. “Probably inappropriate” wins the thread!

  16. I have often wondered whether or not Vegans swallow.

    The only vegans I know are all lesbians, I’m afraid I can’t really help, but there must be someone here who can give some personal testimony on this.

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