Cue Dry Ice, Spooky Music!

Via Fark, this 700 Club piece is the best bit of investigative journalism I've read in weeks.

A snippet, to entice you:

Jeff Harshbarger was only in the third grade when his parents bought an ouija board. It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game.

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Dan [reporting]: Soon after his experience with the ouija board, the presence Jeff felt in his home spoke to him.

Jeff: I woke up one night and literally there was a voice behind my ear saying "Jeff, come. Come here. There's something I want to show you."

Dan [reporting]: This strange force took Jeff on out of body experiences. During these times, he saw things days before he experienced them in real life. Then Jeff met a man who happened to be a practicing satanist.

You know you want to read it all.

By the way, this can also happen if you you let your kids listen to rock 'n' roll.