Naked Gun 33 1/3 Co-Star Dead at 39

Postmodern playmate/reality TV star Anna Nicole Smith is dead, felled by… really, who knows? Just turn on a TV over the next 24 hours and you'll find out. I recommend the coverage on Fox News, where Mort Zuckerman just said, unbidden: "I certainly preferred her to Yasser Arafat."

Last year Nick Gillespie blogged on Anna Nicole's trip to the SCOTUS.