Anti-Islamoterrorshariafascists of the World, Unite!

Please tell me I'm not the only one out there who reads manifestos like this and needs a decoder ring to determine whether it's satire.

Islamic Fascism looks forward to the rule of the new Caliphate, in which the whole world will swear submission to Allah and bow five times a day towards Mecca. It aims to kill or enslave every person who will not accept its twisted vision of Islam. With the help of its allies among the world's dictators and within our own media, it is confident that it will achieve its goal.

But even as this beast tears at our throats, a new defensive force is being born, a determination to preserve all that is good and right and true within the Western world. Even as we are abandoned by our leaders, by the sophists in our academies, and by the propagandists of our major media, ordinary people are connecting with one another, and are ready to stand up and defeat those who would destroy us.

Here in the 910 Group this force is symbolized by the Phoenix, reborn from the ashes of the World Trade Center in order to resist the onslaught of Islamofascism.

This is where the war hawks are headed, isn't it? The only disagreement is whether to express their Viking war-lust via actual fiction or via fictional-sounding dinner clubs.

There's a giggle-inducing list of "anti-Islamofascist" battle plans, too, of which this is the winner and champ'een.

Establish an Anti-Islamofascist Speakers Bureau. There are many experts in addition to the small number now known to the media such as Frank Gaffney and Robert Spencer, who can talk about the world-wide Islamofascist threat. But most media people don't know who they are or where to find them. There's a need for a speaker's bureau marketing Anti-Islamofascist experts in a systematic fashion to all the major media outlets.

Yeah, what's up with that? How come the Islamofascist-run media refuse to let people like Newt Gingrich or Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity or Dick Morris or John Gibson or Glenn Beck or Bill Kristol or Charles Krauthammer or Ralph Peters or Ann Coulter or Joe Lieberman or Melanie Morgan or Rush Limbaugh get any exposure?