Act fast! If you hurry up and support the gay marriage amendment, maybe your family will grow up as fine as Sen. James Inhofe's (R-Okla.):
As you see here, and I think this is maybe the most important prop we'll have during the entire debate, my wife and I have been married 47 years. We have 20 kids and grandkids. I'm really proud to say that in the recorded history of our family, we've never had a divorce or any kind of homosexual relationship.
If they can take a short respite from their constant breeding, the Inhofes might stage an intervention with these sick creeps.