And We Didn't Take No Rides on No Surries, Neither

Act fast! If you hurry up and support the gay marriage amendment, maybe your family will grow up as fine as Sen. James Inhofe's (R-Okla.):

As you see here, and I think this is maybe the most important prop we'll have during the entire debate, my wife and I have been married 47 years. We have 20 kids and grandkids. I'm really proud to say that in the recorded history of our family, we've never had a divorce or any kind of homosexual relationship.

If they can take a short respite from their constant breeding, the Inhofes might stage an intervention with these sick creeps.