Mayor to Developers: I Have Been and Always Shall Be Your Friend

Lawnside, New Jersey, Mayor Mark Bryant channels either Lenin or Leonard Nimoy to explain why the city is justified in evicting some its citizens and knocking down their perfectly good homes so developers can replace them with fancier, more expensive lodgings aimed at attracting people who work in Philadelphia or New York: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."