John McCain's Multi-Front Wars

In this ass-kissing profile of John McCain over at ESPN.com, the crusty Arizona senator takes on all the tough issues that government is there for: steroid use in baseball, the pressing need for a national boxing commission, and beating back the dread menace of gambling on college sports.

Read it all here. And then wonder what the hell senators do for their pay.

Courtesy of Hit & Run regular Ari Spanier.