Reader Ari Spanier sends in a new Onion OpEd from everybody's least favorite Utne reader. This joke is at least as old as Mrs. Jellyby from Bleak House, but The Onion gets some fresh laughs out of it:
Senate Republicans' $1 Trillion COVID-19 Relief Bill Includes Billions for New Fighter Jets, Attack Helicopters, and Missiles
Much of the military spending in the GOP's HEALS Act replaces funding that was redirected to pay for Trump's border wall.
"Environmental humanism will eventually triumph over apocalyptic environmentalism."
Ricky Dale Harrington, Jr., is running to keep Tom Cotton out of the White House.
In two-thirds of those cases, there were no accompanying arrests.