ReTARDIS

New at Reason: Beginning next year, the actor Christopher Eccleston will, like Condoleezza Rice, insist on being called "Doctor." So with the long-awaited return of their favorite show (not to mention a good chance that the Timelords' "Doctorin' the Tardis" might finally replace the disgraced Gary Glitter's "Rock & Roll Part II" as America's favorite stadium-shaking anthem), what could Doctor Who fans possibly have to complain about? Jesse Walker counts the ways.