People Shoot Pistols At Each Other
England's greatest songwriter was shot in New Orleans yesterday. According to early reports, Ray Davies of the Kinks—the only rock star to sing an ode to Queen Victoria before getting knighted—was wounded in the leg while chasing down the thieves who stole his date's purse. That said, there's always the chance that Dave did it.
Us fans can sleep easy: the singer appears to be in good shape. According to Davies' manager, "He's in hospital but it is not really serious. He should be up and about in a day or so."
