In a Presidential Pissing Contest

Nick Gillespie | 12.4.2003 2:28 AM

…bet on the aptly named Dick Gephardt.

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Warren 23 years ago

Oh please. Did this really tickle your adolescent funny bone enough to warrant it's own posting? The online world is awash in Bevis and Butthead humor, it's dismaying to find it here at H&R. If this merits a post, then a hundred other dick jokes a day also deserve a link.
dhex 23 years ago

I R LIBERBOT
HUMOR IZ INEFFICIENT
AND SUSPIZIOUSLY COMMUNIST
Mitch 23 years ago

Not only is this a weak joke, but it was on Instapundit days ago. (At least it feels like days.)
Ed 23 years ago

Looks kinda crooked. Are you sure it isn't Clinton?
Ruthless 23 years ago

Seriously, would distance be a function more of the angle of the dangle or pressure at the pump?
Lonewacko: I'm Still Blogging 23 years ago

It's actually a cardboard cutout of Florida he's holding.

Say, did you know that our Department of Housing and Urban Development is fighting racism with more racism?
Kevin Carson 23 years ago

Dick Gephart--before he dicks you!
Nick Gillespie 23 years ago

Tough crowd.
matt 23 years ago

yeah. I thought it was funny though. But I like immature humor though. Now, off to watch "Family Guy"....
ahem... 23 years ago

UNLIKELY*WIENER
your dog wants (tube) steak...
here comes the science...
france surrenders...
fap fap fap...
hilarity ensued...

oh fark. Sorry, wrong website.

PS, I think he is a dick, but I think Cheney is a bigger one (but only in the metaphoricaly sense, these days I believe the VP only gets his kicks from fucking the middle clas american taxpayer.)
Jack 23 years ago

That's a well-hung flag. (Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week.)
rvman 23 years ago

And the "suckification" of Reason continues...
not Weishaupt 23 years ago

You previous posters are nuts! That was hilarious! And a pretty good editorial comment to boot.
Douglas Fletcher 23 years ago

There's too many dicks on politics already.
Lonewacko: I've almost blogged 23 years ago

In related news, Robert Hilburn (the L.A. Times' Pop Music Critic) interviews my penis here.

Of course, if you're more interested in the United States government declaring WASPs to be an official oppressor class, click here.
purple flower2 22 years ago

This is one super duper site2

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