In a Presidential Pissing Contest
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Oh please. Did this really tickle your adolescent funny bone enough to warrant it's own posting? The online world is awash in Bevis and Butthead humor, it's dismaying to find it here at H&R. If this merits a post, then a hundred other dick jokes a day also deserve a link.
I R LIBERBOT
HUMOR IZ INEFFICIENT
AND SUSPIZIOUSLY COMMUNIST
Not only is this a weak joke, but it was on Instapundit days ago. (At least it feels like days.)
Looks kinda crooked. Are you sure it isn't Clinton?
Seriously, would distance be a function more of the angle of the dangle or pressure at the pump?
It's actually a cardboard cutout of Florida he's holding.
Say, did you know that our Department of Housing and Urban Development is fighting racism with more racism?
Dick Gephart--before he dicks you!
Tough crowd.
yeah. I thought it was funny though. But I like immature humor though. Now, off to watch "Family Guy"....
UNLIKELY*WIENER
your dog wants (tube) steak...
here comes the science...
france surrenders...
fap fap fap...
hilarity ensued...
oh fark. Sorry, wrong website.
PS, I think he is a dick, but I think Cheney is a bigger one (but only in the metaphoricaly sense, these days I believe the VP only gets his kicks from fucking the middle clas american taxpayer.)
That's a well-hung flag. (Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week.)
And the "suckification" of Reason continues...
You previous posters are nuts! That was hilarious! And a pretty good editorial comment to boot.
There's too many dicks on politics already.
In related news, Robert Hilburn (the L.A. Times' Pop Music Critic) interviews my penis here.
Of course, if you're more interested in the United States government declaring WASPs to be an official oppressor class, click here.
This is one super duper site2