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Additional Elven Fu

Jeff Taylor | 11.17.2003 8:48 AM

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Blame him, he started it. I dare you -- make that a triple dog -- to listen to music samples from these folks and not wonder if the whole freedom thing hasn't run off the tracks.

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  1. Mark S.   22 years ago

    HUHZAH! Someone took a wrong turn at the Ren-Faire!

  2. RDale   22 years ago

    Oh, my God! That's just nasty!

    They didn't just make a wrong turn, they drank the koolaid as well.

    (The music sucks also).

  3. mike   22 years ago

    now that I can't get that awful music out of my head and those wretched images out of my eyes, I MUST KILL YOU!

  4. nm156   22 years ago

    Okay, fess up. What's the gag. C'mon, seriously . . . this can't be for real, can it? Please God tell me this isn't legit!!!!

  5. Chris Puzak   22 years ago

    Wow, that really sucks, but it doesn't suck as much as the Laci Peterson tribute music:

    http://www.modbee.com/images/sections/rememberinglaci.html

  6. Joe Majsterski   22 years ago

    Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

  7. chez   22 years ago

    OK, I'll be the one to submit myself to the lions and say that I didn't think it was that bad. A lot of the music I listen to has similar ideas and images, just done... oh, how to I say it constructively... less "hokey" perhaps?

    This is kind of important to me because of my experience in the last 4 years or so. I have a friend who's life mission is to find as much much as he can and spread it to as many people close to him as possible. Some of what he's introduced me to is simply unbelievable. But more importantly, a lot of it is stuff that I think is capable of resonating with those who believe in freedom. And lest I put out the wrong image of myself here, I am a slightly-right leaning libertarian.

    If you want a better example of the musical style these guys are going for, I would suggest Afro-Celt Sound System (Vols 2 or 3 are their best, IMO). More generally, there's a lot of stuff out there saying things that are similar to this, but more obviously pertitent to freedom-lovers, and not as cheesy to endure. I urge caution against judging too much based on this one track and/or band.

    Now that I've been a wet blanekt, time to go back to my rave. The system is down, the system is down...

  8. Steven Crane   22 years ago

    Maybe you haven't heard the rappin' of Quickbeam and Bombadil.

    http://www.thelordsoftherhymes.net

  9. Kevin Carson   22 years ago

    That picture of the nekkid chick on the giant armadillo freaked me out. Those things are quite likely to be carrying Hansen's disease, so she could get leprousy in a pretty nasty place.

  10. Lady Sidhe   22 years ago

    I've heard worse (like rap, disco, and techno)....Of course, I LIKE pagan music, although for now I think I'll stick with Heather Alexander and Blackmore's Night.

  11. StMack   22 years ago

    MAKE IT STOP. PLEASE. I BEG YOU. MAKE IT STOP

  12. Gary McGath   22 years ago

    I'm impressed. You may have just made a sale for them. Maybe even a bunch of sales by the time I'm through spreading the word.

  13. Argyles   22 years ago

    Yes, the CD would make a great gag gift, or maybe a quick and effective "interrogation tool" in the War on Terror.

  14. Madog   22 years ago

    If you don't like elvish music, there's a swedish band that does orcish music:
    http://www.equilibriummusic.com/catrepart-oct01.php3?Art=Za%20Fr?mi

  15. JAT   22 years ago

    FULL DISCLOSURE:

    I felt I could poke fun at this cuz I actually own a Best of Strawbs collection. Go find some if you think you MIGHT like this kind of stuff....

  16. JAT   22 years ago

    FULL DISCLOSURE:

    I felt I could poke fun at this cuz I actually own a Best of Strawbs collection. Go find some if you think you MIGHT like this kind of stuff....

  17. Tom from Texas   22 years ago

    The guy in the lower right has to have one of the gayest mullets on record

  18. Chris Puzak   22 years ago

    And of course, there's the "trollish" music of Finntroll

    http://www.finntroll.com/

    All we need now is for some straight-edge vegan band to start playing "Ent-core", and we'll have music for every race of creature in Lord of the Rings.

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