4'10" of Man

Jesse Walker | 3.11.2003 4:33 AM

Well, I guess this wrecks his chances to be crowned Miss America.

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Anonymous 24 years ago

Forget this nonsense. Check out the latest issue of Wired. Reason is listed as the Official House Magazine of the extropian community.
PoliBlogger 24 years ago

And a shame,too. His flaming baton act is amazing.
Lefty 24 years ago

Dems use baguettes, Reps use dinner rolls.
Kevin Carson 24 years ago

And Tommy Chong uses a glass of water: "I'm gonna turn this glass of water into a dick!"
Warren 24 years ago

I've been telling everyone the little weasel has no clothes for years
Lefty 24 years ago

Kevin, the best one I saw Tommy do was put a peach in a towel, hang it from his belt and say "Ain't it a peach, mon?"
Kevin Carson 24 years ago

Lefty:

I think that was the same skit, from "Cheech & Chongs Next Movie." It was originally done your way by Cheech "I'm gonna turn this dinner roll into a piece of fruit--ain't it a peach?", and then ineptly imitated by Tommy Chong.

How about an anti-Mormon skit? "I did this bad shit called LDS. It really fucked me up bad, man!" "Oh yeah, what'd you see?" "There was like, this angel, man, and he showed me where to dig up these golden plates with writing on 'em, and gave me these magical glasses so I could translate it. It was all about, like, these Jews who came to America thousands of years ago, man, and then God turned them into Indians!" "But you know that wasn't real, right--it was just a bad trip!" "Yeah, I'd really have to be fucked up to believe something like that actually happened."

Kevin's not here, man.
Lonewacko 24 years ago

Actually, a calendar with Hazel O'Leary and Linda Chavez wouldn't be so bad.
Steve 24 years ago

AAAHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGG! MY EYES!!!!!!!!
Maceiras Rachel 22 years ago

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