4'10" of Man

Well, I guess this wrecks his chances to be crowned Miss America.

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[Anonymous]

Forget this nonsense. Check out the latest issue of Wired. Reason is listed as the Official House Magazine of the extropian community.

[PoliBlogger]

And a shame,too. His flaming baton act is amazing.

[Lefty]

Dems use baguettes, Reps use dinner rolls.

[Kevin Carson]

And Tommy Chong uses a glass of water: “I’m gonna turn this glass of water into a dick!”

[Warren]

I’ve been telling everyone the little weasel has no clothes for years

[Lefty]

Kevin, the best one I saw Tommy do was put a peach in a towel, hang it from his belt and say “Ain’t it a peach, mon?”

[Kevin Carson]

Lefty:

I think that was the same skit, from “Cheech & Chongs Next Movie.” It was originally done your way by Cheech “I’m gonna turn this dinner roll into a piece of fruit–ain’t it a peach?”, and then ineptly imitated by Tommy Chong.

How about an anti-Mormon skit? “I did this bad shit called LDS. It really fucked me up bad, man!” “Oh yeah, what’d you see?” “There was like, this angel, man, and he showed me where to dig up these golden plates with writing on ’em, and gave me these magical glasses so I could translate it. It was all about, like, these Jews who came to America thousands of years ago, man, and then God turned them into Indians!” “But you know that wasn’t real, right–it was just a bad trip!” “Yeah, I’d really have to be fucked up to believe something like that actually happened.”

Kevin’s not here, man.

[Lonewacko]

Actually, a calendar with Hazel O’Leary and Linda Chavez wouldn’t be so bad.

[Steve]

AAAHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGG! MY EYES!!!!!!!!

[Maceiras Rachel]

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