How Would Jesus Dunk?

Even Stephen Bates' interesting Weekly Standard piece on "The Jesus Market"–and Reason's excellent upcoming story on the same topic (due out in our February issue, which hits newsstands and mailboxes at the end of this month)–can't quite explain what the hell is going on here:

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Who said the Age of Miracles is over?