The Great TSA "My Ding-a-Ling" Sing-Along!

Come on, everybody! Sing along with The Transportation Security Administration while you're waiting in security lines this holiday season!

Approximately 60 seconds. Produced by Hawk Jensen from an idea by Nick Gillespie.

Slide show courtesy of the Denver Post; music courtesy of here.

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  • Kant feel Pietzsche||

    Seriously, no one is going to give it up for our old pal Iowahawk? Best of Show, right here:

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    That's pretty swinging.

  • Frank Sinatra||

    Swingin'! Wish I'd done it. But I'm fuckin' dead.

  • ||

    Very nice indeed.

  • St00pidGirrl069||

    OMG it isn't the agents but the policy LOL

  • ||

    How about something new school?

    Gett off
    22 crotch grabs in a 5 hour line wait

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    The detector tests for metal. The pat down tests your mettle.

  • ||

    Warty's videos make you detest metal?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    You deserve a medal.

  • ||

    Bronze metal medal for mettle?

  • IG Mettal||

    What, no love?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    I prefer that Pink Floyd album. You know the one.

  • Chlorophyllite||

    Are they doing the cavity searchs in hopes of finding seven species of small furry animals gathered together in your ass and grooving with a Pict?

  • Richard Gere||

    That's all I need.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    The Floyd album in question is, of course, Meddle. Sheesh.

  • Mr. FIFY||

    I'm going with "Pants on the Ground", even though it might make someone get on a rooftop with a sniper rifle...

  • Mr. FIFY||

    The Jimmy Fallon version, I mean:

  • Southerner||

    Got to get that video properly hot-linked, son:

    The part that really cracked me up was "Get it up, get it up..."

  • Mr. FIFY||

    I'm not so swift at hotlinking. I'm just now working on learning Linux, and Ghod is it a learning curve... especially through the haze of a couple of stout beers.

    Thanks, though.

  • Irresponsible Hater||

    Is that guy pushing, shoving, or pulling something in that guy's crotch?

    (I know a couple robots that want to know if they've got some new competition.)

  • ||

    Who was that? Sucks compared to the Chuck Berry version.

  • RoboMonkey||

    It's a comedian doing a Freddie Mercury impression:

  • wef||

    perhaps others have mentioned it, but

    let's all wear those blue gloves

    airport chic!

  • Entitled Slacker||

    If your going to cope a feel at least buy me a drink first.

  • Entitled Slacker||

    If your going to cop a feel at least buy me a drink first.

  • RoboMonkey||

    I have a new TSA song and video, too.

  • ||

    Need... more... lube...

  • AlmightyJB||

    wear a kilt and go commando

  • Joe||

    bathrobe and man-thong. Then, just let it drop like a diva.

  • Alan K. Henderson||

    Wel the love pat is a little old thing that we can do together, love pat bay-beee...

  • Bruce Majors||

    Does the Obama regime's decision to begin regimenting America and habituating it to fascism by using the TSA to force people to accept child molestation by government bureaucrats require 2nd Amendment remedies?


    I for one am *proud* to be body-scanned or patted down.

    I never fail to impress.


    Go on, get a ruler. It's OK.


    Yes, it's true what they say about people with big hands.


    You'd think my voice would be deeper, right?

  • Miku||

    Gunther's "Ding Ding Dong" would have been a better choice of soundtrack, but still, this is awesome!

  • ||

    I vowed not to fly after 9-11 not because i was afraid but because i saw that the whole screening thing was a farce and the only way to get the govt. to do the right thing was noncompliance by passive resitance.

  • ||

    Nobody joined my boycott,but i have another idea thatflyers can try.some chorus's my ding-a-ling and comply with me while standing in line. What deserves mocking more?


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