Radley Balko | September 11, 2007
For those of you following case I've been reporting involving David Ruttenberg and the city of Manassas Park, Virginia's efforts to shut down his pool hall, there have been some significant, sordid, and bizarre developments.
So far, our story involves a 60+ member SWAT team raid on the bar on ladies' night (with video!), possible eminent domain abuse, horse racing, police-instigated drug activity, police harassment, and allegations of sex abuse (to get caught up from the beginning, start at the bottom of this page, and scroll up).
The new developments involve the town's former vice mayor (who is also a part-time DJ, and former head of the town's Republican Party), naked women, a secret file of photos, and something called "Boobie Bingo."
All the dirty details at my personal blog.
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What do you expect from a town that has a special mayor just for vice? Gee whiz.
Now that's an office I can support. Can you imagine the
campaign promises?
"If you elect me the mayor of vice, I will put a prostitute in each
bed, a six pack in each fridge and a line of coke on each
mirror."
Better yet "A dirty magazine from the government, every month, for
the rest of your life."
eminent domain abuse, horse racing, police-instigated drug
activity, police harassment, and allegations of sex abuse, vice
mayor, part-time DJ, naked women, a secret file of photos, and
something called "Boobie Bingo.
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all
that
And people wonder why the vice president doesn't seem to do anything. Looks like there's plenty of vice out there, so somebody's doing the job!
That town seems like it has trouble with a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool hall!
To be fair to the planning board, it doesn't really matter that
the jackass DJ who was causing trouble turned out to be the
vice-mayor. If it were some other jackass DJ, the city still has
the same responsibility for it (i.e. none). Otherwise, every bar in
town would hire a vice mayor in order to get around the
regulations. In light of the many many many other shenanigans going
on, they were right to table everything until some more clarity
becomes available.
The police department, however, has no such excuse for failing to
go after Brendel. Except that they seem to be too busy framing RnR
as an opium den to prosecute real criminals.
And clearly the city attorney is the spawn of the devil. But his
occupation makes that pretty much a given.
Better yet "A dirty magazine from the government, every
month, for the rest of your life."
I hear the November issue is "Girls of the DMV."
[gorge rising]
I've been following your reporting on this for quite a while.
Each update sounds more and more like a surreal Cohen Brothers
farce.
Maybe with Paul Giamatti as Ruttenberg...
Hopefully this episode will serve to bring the old and venerable
practice of "tar and feathers" back into vogue.
Legate, it matters that he's the vice-mayor for this
reason:
Let's say that promotiong lewd behavior among the underaged is a
crime (which I am sure it is in some way or fashion)..yes,
Ruttenberg is responsible for what goes on in his bar (unless the
city and the police were instigating it...), but, given that
Brendel had turned the evidence over to those "sworn to uphold the
law" and they sat on the evidence makes them
co-conspirators to contributing to the deliquency of a minor! The
city officials knew that their vice mayor was committing a crime
and did nothing about it!
It reeks of cover-up.
I like how the city attorney "opened the door" by mentioning the
photographs when he shouldn't have...that's some Law &
Order shit right there...
Anywho, if there were ever a government that deserves a serious
overthrowing, like, Terry-libertarian-militia-style, it's the goofy
terrifying buffoons at Manassas Park.
Good christ, who'da ever thunk that someome thought that
Road House is good for the basis for a personal
vendetta?
But heck Radley, you play the role of Dalton and the picture is
complete.
Question: at what point does the FBI get involved in all this?
You know how Ted Stevens in Alaska got targeted by the FBI? It
wasn't that a journalist uncovered anything or a PAC dug up the
dirt. A local citizen filed a complaint about his ethics with the
FBI and they took it seriously and investigated and now
everything's hitting the fan for Stevens.
Seems like someone in the Manassas Park jurisdiction (it has to be
a resident of that jurisdiction) could bring a similar complaint to
the FBI against the elected officials behind this. Ought to at
least put the fear of Urkobold©®™ behind them.
I can't wait for the book about this to come out. Or better yet, the TV documentary. I love stories about local government corruption mixed with amateur ineptitude and sleazy back-stabbing hypocrisy.
Off-topic :
Speaking of the SWAT team, here's another isolated incident :
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2004-08-05/news/dog-day-afternoon/full
The police department, however, has no such excuse for failing to go after Brendel. Except that they seem to be too busy framing RnR as an opium den to prosecute real criminals.
...too busy trying to frame RnR...
Competence is a rare and valuable commodity, and is appearantly in
short supply around there.
''That's the stupidest thing I ever read over the
intertubes..."
I got to see the movie in a cinema in the late 1990s. It was like
there was a time reveresed echo. The audiance spoke the lines just
ahead of the soundtrack.
Good christ, who'da ever thunk that someome thought that
Road House is good for the basis for a personal
vendetta?
[meekly raises hand]
pretty much every day of my life, sir.
The only thing this story is missing is some yahoo yelling into a CB radio, "this is Roscoe P. Coltrane in hot pursuit!"
If your driving through Manassas Park, don't leave (spend) any money there. Leaving used pampers is optional.
I really don't know how we can have a reasoned discussion without evidence, i.e., PICTURES! Lots and lots of PICTURES of the near naked wimen in question, so that we can dicuss this in depth. Ideally, they would be at the next Reason happy happy (I KNOW I said happy twice)hour, so we could debate the relationship between freedom and bare boobies.
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