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I'm No Fan of "Woke" Ideology, but This Is Going a Bit Far
How do you know she is a witch?
From Judge Kari Dooley's opinion last week in Indelicato v. Shipman & Goodwin LLP:
Pro se Plaintiff Joseph Indelicato [III] [a Georgetown-trained lawyer] filed this employment discrimination complaint against Defendant Shipman & Goodwin LLP ("Shipman"), in which he claims both religious and race-based discrimination in connection with the termination of his employment as an attorney at the Shipman law firm. Plaintiff, who is a white Christian, alleges that he was terminated as a result of a manufactured harassment complaint by a co-worker of South Asian national origin.
Plaintiff named as additional defendants the United States of America, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Christopher Wray (Director of the FBI), Georgetown University, Feng K. An, District Judge Sarala Nagala, Tanya Hughes, Jason Thody, Frank Blando, 30 Arbor Street LLC, Matthew Berger, and the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. These defendants are alleged to be co-conspirators with Shipman in a multi-year, overarching conspiracy to destroy Plaintiff's life and the lives of other white Christian people.
The opinion goes on in some detail, but closes thus:
[T]he Court concludes that the SAC [Second Amended Complaint] is subject to dismissal in its entirety because the allegations are, simply put, fantastical and delusional and therefore beyond this Court's ability to adjudicate…. As detailed above, the SAC is replete with such fantastical allegations. In support of his purported gender and religion discrimination claims, Plaintiff invokes numerous antisemitic writings and falsehoods (including by citation to Mein Kampf), to allege that there is a vast, primarily Jewish conspiracy involving federal and state government agencies, the judiciary, private law firms, private universities, national political parties, and various foreign nations, which culminated in his termination.
Multiple times, Plaintiff invokes the use of the supernatural by the coconspirators: For example, he claims that "witchcraft" has been used to affect [defendant coworker] Parikh's account of her interactions with Plaintiff. See also SAC ¶ 69 ("The Woke religion 'empowers' its believers through the use of witchcraft …. Modern technology is ripe with witchcraft; for example, a 'deep fake' video, the use of social media bots, and the selective 'upvoting' of posts that promote preferred narratives …."). Plaintiff states that, by using "the Woke religion and its witchcraft, Parikh has achieved the God-like power of life or death over Plaintiff …. If she decides that Plaintiff's career is permitted to continue, it will be so." Id. ¶ 186. He also claims that Satan is directly controlling and dictating the actions of the alleged members of the conspiracy. See id. ¶¶ 7, 29–30, 72; see also id. ¶ 168 ("Shipman fully intended to destroy Plaintiff's career in ritualistic, occult-like fashion from the get-go, and didn't want to scare Plaintiff away from walking into the trap."). Plaintiff alleges that the "Wokeness" conspiracy has created the antichrist. Id. ¶ 17 ("Wokeness is, in biblical terms, the antichrist.").
The SAC alleges that dozens of actors have conspired to deprive Plaintiff of his employment, his housing, and his life. He alleges that members of the conspiracy have used witchcraft, Satanism, covert assassination attempts, and espionage techniques, to discredit him and turn him into a "slave." These allegations, along with countless others in the SAC, are "precisely the sort of conspiracy theories that the Court is powerless to entertain." Although Plaintiff objects to the use of the term, see id. ¶ 430, there is no better word to describe the SAC other than as a manifesto regarding the Plaintiff's world view. And the Court simply does not have the power to adjudicate such claims….
At the end of the day, it is Plaintiff's own summary argument that makes clear this Court's inability to adjudicate the claims he purports to bring. He writes:
Simply put, Plaintiff's analysis of Woke ideology, and how his disagreement with it triggered the series of events described in the SAC, is in no way fanciful or delusional. There really and truly is a global conspiracy unfolding to destroy the Christian faith using Woke ideology, which Plaintiff has really found himself swept into in a way he could have never envisioned in his worst nightmare. It really is the case that anyone who (like Plaintiff) disagrees with Woke ideology is promptly attacked from all sides and removed from society (to the extent possible), defamed, harassed and (if they have any influence) persecuted by American intelligence agencies, and denied basic constitutional and human rights (the same ones Plaintiff complains of, except likely to the exclusion of the Second Amendment, which could only happen in Connecticut).
It really is the case that a series of global catastrophes (disease, economic calamity, famine and thermonuclear world war) are being manufactured to hasten the death or otherwise force the compliance (enslavement) of those people who, like Plaintiff, have been cruelly cast out of the system. Those people are and will continue to be overwhelmingly white, European Christians, who are the only people who have any reason to reject Woke ideology, not because they are racists and extremists, but because many of them try to believe in God. Lastly, uncomfortable as it may be, it really is the case that the Jews are the masterminds and primary responsible actors, as has been the case in every single one of these civilization-wide attacks in the last 200 years.
Well, at least we are the masterminds, so that's nice.
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Unless he included Columbia House Record Club in that conspiracy, I can't really take him seriously.
It would be more fun to dismiss the case for failure to join an indispensible party, Satan.
That would raise an interesting question as to personal jurisdiction -- one which one federal district court noted but did not adjudicate in United States ex rel. Mayo v. Satan and his Staff, 54 F.R.D. 282, 283 (W.D. Pa. 1971).
https://casetext.com/case/united-states-ex-rel-gerald-mayo-v-satan-and-his-staff
You beat me to it!
The suit was dismissed for a reason that is perhaps not entirely unrelated, failure to give the U.S. Marshall the required instructions on how to locate the defendant in order to serve process.
Ernie Chambers v. God.
Dismissed for failing to list an address at which God could be served.
He should have invoked his 'sincerely held beliefs'. That wins SCOTUS 100% of the time
Satan was busy appearing before The People's Court, in the case of The Beautician v. The Beast. https://youtu.be/sz-Yw0c7cF0?si=CC7_1RoWA1YJ4evr
I can't speak to the others, but these are definitely guilty: Plaintiff named as additional defendants the United States of America, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Christopher Wray (Director of the FBI), Georgetown University, and the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
I agree!
And thank you for continuing to post on social media.
Makes it easier to apprehend you.
Everything in there is bog standard VC open thread fare. I wonder which Conspiracist the plaintiff is?
I was about to say. Also, this idiot needs to run for Senate. He'd win a Republican primary in a landslide
Naw, he'd leave that Guam-tipping-over to the Other Party.
Not sure why you mention Republicans when the Democrats have a lock on deranged antisemitism.
Tho most VC commenters switch Jews to liberals in this grand plot against civilization.
Nah, secular cranks abound here but I can only think of a couple religiously-based ones, and one of them (Jimmy the Dane) skipped out years ago.
There's a frequent commenter here whose username is -- really -- "JesusHadBlondeHairAndBlueEyes" whose every post is exactly as looney tunes as the guy.
Pretty sure he was "#FFFFFFPride" but that may have been in between the other accounts. I figured Jimmy to have been The End of the Left, who definitely became Ilya Snowman (Lefty disappeared shortly after telling Somin to kill himself and his family and Snowman showed up immediately thereafter).
I think BCD, This guy, etc. are a different crank. But I could be wrong.
Regardless, he doesn't leverage religion or a demon haunted world for his shittiness.
I had decided they're all the same. Also the new v-something one. Voltage!
lol I was like: this sounds like Jimmy.
Dismissing the complaint just shows that the court, too, is in on the global conspiracy to destroy the Christian faith using Woke ideology.
Oh, there's almost certainly going to be an attempt to sue the judge. That's how these sorts of crazy people roll.
I suggest it's overwhelmingly likely that this wasn't this guy's first rodeo, and won't be his last.
I am trying to grapple with the fact that this plaintiff is a well-educated, licensed attorney who is suing over dismissal from a law firm.
Let’s just say that, even if the court hadn’t chosen to dismiss the complaint on the grounds stated, it could easily have done so on the alternative grounds that the plaintiff has chosen to plead himself out of court by submitting a filing that unimpeachably establishes a defense that plaintiff was terminated for completely legal and legitimate reasons including lack of competentence, character, temperament, professionalism, and suitability for employment in a firm that deals with the public.
Even attorneys have to have some sort of grip on reality to be able to hold a job. At least jobs other other than at universities, think tanks, and as Presidential advisors. And this document pretty firmly establishes such a grip’s absence.
After working with physicians, in some capacity or other, for most of my adult life, I can sadly report that being well educated is not a vaccine against any horrible human attribute. While it can usually be relied upon to filter out the obvious crazies, it isn't 100% guaranteed.
Does the bar association ever have to revoke licenses on the basis of mental illness -- which we've got probable cause to suspect here. Can it require a mental competence exam?
Goldwater Doctrine precludes me from saying anything specific, but my thought for this guy is paranoid schizophrenia and while he isn't inherently dangerous, he probably ought not be trusted with practicing law.
Let us not forget dear Rudy G., who my (very liberal) wife was hoping would run for prez a few cycles back. Effective mayor of NYC, not a small feat. And yet here we are...
Remember the lawyer who wanted $65,462,500 from a dry cleaner?
https://www.loweringthebar.net/2020/06/lost-pants-case-year-16.html
And the lawyer who sued over a $4 discrepancy between a printed menu and the website.
https://loweringthebar.net/2014/12/harvard-grad-wants-4.html
His output in this lawsuit is a permanent do-not-hire card across the legal world. He's done as a lawyer
My favorite part of these types of suits is the inherent belief that, if such a conspiracy did exist, a district court's injunction could make it stop.
Many years ago, I was waiting in court to be called on a case. Ahead of me was an obvious nutcase making all sorts of bizarre claims. The judge looked sternly at the Assistant U.S. Attorney and said: "Mr. XXXXX, I want you to tell your client that I am ordering them to cut it out. Is that satisfactory, Mr. Plaintiff?" The nutcase said it was and everyone went home. I have long wanted to be a judge just so I could do that some day.
I agree with the result in this case, but I worry that the decision effectively grants immunity to witches and practitioners of the dark arts in general. Let's hope it's reined in when more reasonable allegations of sorcery are made.
That's a pretty bold statement to make so shortly before Halloween.
Halloween? I was just in the store and I'm pretty sure it's Christmas season.
I had a client like this -- various government agencies (a different one every time) was stealing her radio reception. FBI, CIA, NSA and some I'd never heard of.
She increasingly coated the walls and ceiling of her apartment with aluminum foil, creating a fairly good Fariday's Cage that did prevent her from receiving radio signals.
I didn't have the heart to tell her who provided the NPR that she wanted to listen to and that the governmental agencies were "stealing."
OTOH, why can't casting spells be considered harassment?
If you tell the person about it, then it is intentional inflicting emotional distress and what difference does it make if the spells are real or not?
You remember when your teachers told you that there was no such thing as a stupid question? They lied to you.
It is amusing to see that a person clearly suffering from schizophrenia, ended up relying on Dr. Ed for help.
I expect Marjorie Taylor Greene to be an important witness for the plaintiff.
After Israel's exploding pagers, I wouldn't be surprised if there was an Israeli space laser.
"Plaintiff identifies this conspiracy as “Wokeness,” a movement that he alleges is religious in nature...and is engineered by the Democratic Party to “promote ‘antiracism’” and “evangelize people of color into Judaism."
Sammy Davis jr. was only the beginning. 🙂
That sentence is so crazy it makes my head spin into Judaism.
Thanks, best chuckle I’ve had, recently.
His next job, no doubt, will be a legal analyst for One Reich News Network.
LOL. I love how he says “uncomfortable as it may be” when discussing the global evil Jewish conspiracy so we understand he’s just calling it like it is and isn’t an antisemite.
You know, it’s not like he’s saying that Jews are inherently *likely* to mastermind vast evil conspiracies. It just so happens that *this* particular vast evil conspiracy is masterminded by Jews. That’s just the way it worked out! Facts are stubborn things! Next time it could be the Swedes!
Um, not "this particular" one, but "every single one of these civilization-wide attacks in the last 200 years."
Ya got me there. I guess he is maybe kinda antisemitic.
Also I can’t believe with all the references to woke witchcraft he missed his chance to coin the term “wokecraft.”
Georgetown trained lawyer, you say?
Well, look on the bright side, he should be on the short-list of attorneys to represent Trump and his cronies in their lawsuits over the outcome of the 2024 election.
If Donald Trump is planning a reprise of his November 2020 through January 2021 shenanigans in the event he loses next month's election, he should remember that he is at liberty on bond in the pending D.C. prosecution.
Per 18 U.S.C. § 3148, probable cause to believe that a defendant has committed a Federal, State, or local crime while on release plus a judicial finding there is no condition or combination of conditions of release that will assure that the person will not flee or pose a danger to the safety of any other person or the community will support revocation of the defendant's bond. If there is probable cause to believe that, while on release, the person committed a Federal, State, or local felony, a rebuttable presumption arises that no condition or combination of conditions will assure that the person will not pose a danger to the safety of any other person or the community.
Trump should tread very carefully.
Well you're no fun atoll....