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A Return To Normalcy at 36,000 Feet
United brings back pre-departure drinks, glassware, and ceramic plates.
After nearly twenty months, United Airlines has finally brought back the traditional service in business class. Pre-departure drinks are available (champagne, juice, and water). In-flight drinks are served in real glassware. And meals are served on actual ceramic plates. I am thrilled. The Points Guy writes about the change here.
These amenities were initially eliminated as COVID safety precautions. Remember fomites, touch points, and deep cleans? We long ago learned that glasses and plates were not vectors for transferring the coronavirus. Yet, the airlines kept these items out of service as cost-saving measures. Indeed, to this day, hotels keep concierge lounges closed under the pretext of social distancing--even as restaurants remain open for business. Now, thankfully, United has brought back these perks. The flight attendants aboard my DCA-IAH flight were thrilled to have the regular service items restored.
Though, not all flight attendants are pleased. Recently, the United flight attendant union opposed the pre-departure drink on somewhat unexpected grounds. Why? People in coach who board the plane will see people in business class drinking beverages, without masks. And that visual will make it tougher to enforce the mask mandate.
Customers, who are required by law to wear a face mask, are boarding aircraft and being immediately confronted by rows of maskless premium passengers sipping their welcome beverages.
"This "visual" created stands in stark contradiction to the messages to which passengers have been exposed prior to boarding about the need to keep your nose and mouth covered with a mask due to federal regulations," the union wrote in a message to its members on Friday.
"We have expressed concern that this will only present additional challenges for Flight Attendants seeking to gain compliance with the Federal Mask Mandate," the memo continued.
This objection is not unreasonable. Again, I've found that enforcement of the mask mandate varies wildly. Some flight attendants make an announcement at the start of the flight, and never again mention it. Other flight attendants go up and down the rows, and insist people put their masks on between bites and sips, including toddlers. It is a power trip for them.
On my flight, the drinks were served after all of the passengers had finally boarded, but before we taxied from the gate. Perhaps this approach was something of a compromise.
On Sunday, I am flying the 787 Dreamliner on United. I was able to order my meal in advance--chimichurri chicken. I am looking forward to it. This trip is a same-day domestic mileage (point) run I need to achieve the next level of status. This year, airlines made keeping status really, really easy.
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Elevated pinky, no doubt.
Transportation is stupid unless a hands on task is required, such as fighting in the military. Even human combat seems stupid today. In the time spent in the air, an academic could write a paper. A suitor could drive his date to the edge of madness with delight. Or, you could get your entire house cleaned.
Decades ago I flew on a class field trip to D.C.. Coach. The food was served on real glass and ceramic, with metal silverware. In fact, I still have the set of silverware with the TWA logo; We were given it as a souvenir of the flight.
And now business class passengers are impressed to get the treatment children flying coach got in the 70's. What a reminder of how much less pleasant air travel has become!
I expect you paid real money for those coach tickets back then, too. Commoditization is a double-edged sword.
No, I'm pretty sure it was my parents who paid for it.
You have a point, but I seriously doubt the switch to plastic sporks saved that much money.
I seem to remember that one of the airlines had a contest for employee suggestions to save money. The winner was the employee who suggested putting one olive on their salads instead of two.
" I seriously doubt the switch to plastic sporks saved that much money "
At some (relatively common) scales, that point fails spectacularly. I knew an interesting person -- still alive, perhaps -- whose well-compensated, respected career addressed questions such as 'how can we shave another few milligrams of aluminum from a can without unreasonably threatening structural integrity or consumer acceptance?' The answer to that particular question was worth millions of dollars each year to a single company.
During that guy's career, the operating philosophy was 'use enough glue and strong enough cardboard to ensure a mother case never fails in the consumer's hands.' After he retired, new management introduced a 'if a certain number of cases don't fail during normal use, we are wasting money on too much glue or on cardboard that is too strong, and that needs to stop.' Remember that the next time you are carrying a case of bottled beer.
Sincerely: thank you for the substantively useful, interesting, and accurate comment (the mildly biting lead-in notwithstanding).
'Tis the season that made the Grinch's heart grow a full 3 sizes, so who knows where this may be headed?
Good point. I have often walked past first class to my seat in coach without envy. I understand that you get perks because you pay a price, and a stiff price at that. It does not bother me that first class gets a drink without wearing a mask. For the price of their drink, I could buy a bottle of good whiskey.
Actually, you could by a bottle of VERY good whiskey
I get more good wine, whiskey, and beer than I could drink in 10 lifetimes without buying an airline ticket or the alcohol. Also enough branded shirts, hats, golf bags, glassware, patio furniture, jackets, guitars, grills, clocks, Zippo lighters, neon signs, sporting goods, sunglasses, and similar items to operate a small store.
Once again, good to be me.
Depending on how many decades ago that was it may have been before airline fares were deregulated (by left-wing radical Jimmy Carter). Since the fares were all the same the airlines competed on amenities, so flying was more expensive, and more pleasant, than it later became.
You're correct about that bernard. Especially if you include reasonable seat space as an amenity
Seat space is an amenity. A ton of people don't want to pay for it, which is why Spirit Airlines is so popular.
Legacy carriers make space available at a fair price. It's worth paying for.
The half-full takeaway is that finally someone big enough to matter was brave enough to break the least-common-denominator dipshit cycle of continuing to guard against a mode of transmission that was purely speculative in the first place and widely debunked at least a year ago. Maybe there's hope for hotel breakfast buffets again in my lifetime.
It's 'an abundance of caution' in dealing with a novel phenomena. It's also some (related) theater, but people invest in theater.
But hey, they're dumb and you're smart, and that's what this is all about, amirite?
That plays fine in early-mid 2020, Queenie. I'll even be generous and give you the entirety of 2020, even though the December 2020 article I linked above leads with the words: "We don’t have a single documented case of covid-19 transmission from surfaces. Not one."
But still engaging in the same superstitious rain dance a full year later? There's no rational shred of "abundance of caution" left at this point. Which I imagine is why you threw in the fallback position:
So continue to foster completely unnecessary, irrational, superstitious behavior because it calms the masses -- almost like an... um, opiate?
Lol, it's a *whole year* of evidence for a novel phenomena! So of course those who might be hesitant are idiots.
Now do it with vaccines, Monty fan!
Count with me now, Queenie. *1*... what comes next? wait for it... wait for it... I know you can do it...
Once more in English, if you could. I don't speak I'mSoCleverese.
Lol, it's almost two, for a novel and proven to mutate thing. Yeah, you got everyone there!
The good news is that over a year from the vaccines Brian will be on here mocking those who claimed doom regarding them. Brian, Brian? Is this thing on?
One year ago, and one year in: "We don’t have a single documented case of covid-19 transmission from surfaces. Not one." That was out of about 70 million cases at the time.
Show that math has materially changed if at all, and we can start having a conversation about why it still makes sense to restructure our entire lives, mindsets, and pocketbooks around hygiene theater. Until then, you're just trying to sell a somewhat bastardized if sciency-sounding rendition of Pascal's Wager.
Whenever somebody says, "out of an abundance of caution", I hear, "I'm seriously overreacting, and I demand you pretend I'm being reasonable". I don't think the phrase actually has any application where you can genuinely justify the measures being taken, or where the measures aren't an imposition on somebody other than the guy whose caution is overflowing.
Nobody says, "Out of an abundance of caution, I'm going to wait for the light before crossing this busy street." It's always for stuff they can't rationally justify.
My mid-November 1st Class 3hr flight on AA, I got a plastic cup with some gin, tonic and a few ice cubes (no lime) and was handed a Fig Newton packet. Hotels - many with no housekeeping for days. I don’t mind using my towels for a few days and have accommodated to bringing my own coffee & sugar for the room coffeemaker. I take extra cups from work, as the two paper cups in the room get rather grimy after a few days. I don’t set trash outside my door to sit for days, I drop it outside the elevator door in the lobby. Yes, 1st World problems…
Oh, god. Are we now going to be re-subjected to Blackman talking about his favorite hotels, the best routes to the airport, and his tricks for renting cars at his destinations? More pandemic, please!
Gosh no. You could just sip the article. Or perhaps you are such a jag-Josh-junkie that you need to read the articles so you have something to
whinebrag about at the the next JAA meeting.I encourage Josh Blackman fans -- like this half-educated, bigoted clinger -- to enroll at South Texas College Of Law Houston.
Think of how great it would be to spend tens of thousands of dollars to have extraordinary access to the insights of the Sage Of South Texas, then try to get a job with a degree from one of the worst law schools in America . . . I mean, with a recommendation from the Josh Blackman!
Sure, Boomer. Whatever.
Behar is not a Boomer or older? Yikes, so something is really wrong with him...
I think it's admirable that you're standing up for Prof. Blackman's honor here. But contrary to the "nobody is forcing you to read it" talking point, his posts do affect my reading experience even if I skip them. The VC is not an infinite scrolling website like Twitter or Facebook. New posts push older posts off the front page. Once they're off the front page, they're effectively buried.
Hope you get into first, Professor Blackman. The first class 'pods' are pretty good.
Indeed. Dreamliner is a whole new ball game all around. Definitely helps take the edge off the lucky rabbit foot routine.
The super first pods (mini-aprtments) are what are good if you want to pay upward of $12K transatlantic.
But JB is too cheap or too poor to pay for those himself.
To be fair, Professor Blackman was only making the flight to hit the next elite status level. I'd want to cheap out on that flight too. 😉
Anything that makes it harder to enforce the mask mandate seems like a good thing to me.
I don't mind masks or vaccinations.
I blame my family (every member of which has at least one advanced degree), my education, my character, my modern and successful community, and my lack of being a right-wing culture war casualty.
You are a Boomer. Time to be replaced by a diverse.
"a diverse."
Autism at work.
I just read that something along the line of 'one in 40 children is autistic' and figured 'and I know the blog most of them frequent when they grow up.'
Partisanship over public health, and proud of it!
Why are you or I surprized?
There's not a shred of evidence that the mask mandate on planes does any good. If they required N95 masks of everyone, then, maybe. But allowing cheap cloth masks and allowing people to take it off to eat and drink demonstrates beyond all doubt that it is entirely theater, at best, and at worst, a policy intended to annoy conservatives.
I'd tweak that a bit to "at worst, a policy intended to annoy people into not flying unless they absolutely have to." After decades of being coddled on paper but otherwise generally ignored, this sort of lever is the environmentalists' wet dream.
Yes. Just like the three ounce liquid rule. Nobody even pretends to justify these anymore. Everything feminist leftists do is to annoy conservatives.
"I was able to order my meal in advance--chimichurri chicken. I am looking forward to it. "
Your choice of employers does not offend me. Your partisanship doesn't bother me. Looking forward to airplane food on the other hand...
Finally, something on which I can agree with Jmaie.
I've had excellent airplane food, of the sort you'd actually look forward to. And in the last decade, too.
Mind, it was on Lufthansa...
Brett,
Luftwaffe does have better food that the US airlines that I know well. But to harken back to your nostalgic post about TWA, its services and provisions in the 70s and 80s were far better than what first class is now on US carriers.
Don,
When did the Luftwaffe feed you?:)
Amusing slip of the keyboard.
Amen, bernard.
As I was told by the gate agent in Munich before boarding the flight:
This is Germany,
and in Germany that are Rules,
and Rules are to be obeyed.
Whether someone looks forward (or should) to airline fare seems a relative point . . . that airborne meal might be better than that which someone experiences in other contexts, such as at home.
When I was 10 or 11 years old, I would purchase lunch meat and rolls at the general store to enjoy with my younger siblings. A kindly proprietor would slice one-third of a pound of meat, charge me for one-quarter, then open a bag of 12 rolls to sell us the four or five I could afford. Occasionally, he would throw slices of cheese in the bag, indicating it was a "special." I enjoyed those sandwiches immensely and couldn't imagine anything better. (A couple of years ago, I purchased that variety of lunchmeat and some hard rolls, hoping to reminisce, and couldn't bring myself to eat more than a small bit of a bite.)
When I arrived at college, I thought cafeteria food was the finest cuisine on earth . . . because it was substantially better, in several ways, than that which I had experienced before reaching that dormitory and cafeteria. Self-serve soda machines? With Coca-Cola and Mr. Pibbs? Seconds, or thirds, of everything available to anyone who stood in line again? When my roommates arrived a couple of days later, I told them how good the cafeteria food was, and they spend several days visiting every cafeteria on campus, looking for the "great" one I had described.
I find it difficult to think about how bad that cafeteria food must have been. But at the time I was thrilled.
If Prof. Blackman looks forward to that chicken chimichurri (or whatever), I hope he enjoys it -- and I have no idea whether it is good, bad, or somewhere between.
Have you kidnapped and replaced our good Reverend? Or merely hacked his account...
I do not understand your question.
Perhaps my omission of several points was a mistake.
I bought those sandwich ingredients after work, using the money I had collected that day (not on collection day, but from the stray payments I would receive every day during my rounds).
The shopkeeper knew our circumstances because it was a small town and because he was one of my customers (and by far my best tipper, even beyond the generosity at the deli counter). Those sandwiches were often the bulk of our diet, sometimes the only food we would have that day. We ate them five or six days a week, most weeks, for years. Hard salami and yellow cheese on a hard roll. I wouldn't eat that sandwich today for cash but at the time it was the best thing I could imagine.
One of my sisters, though, who would have been four or five when I was 10 or 11, still loves salami-and-cheese sandwiches, although she sometimes complains that the quality of hard salami has deteriorated in America.
I never criticize her choice, although I tell my children not to eat a sandwich at her house.
My question was precipitated by a departure from your usual style of prose. No mention of anyone clinging to anything, no accusations of heterodox opinion, no exhortation to increase width between the upper jaw and mandible, etc.
Nazi Joe Biden extended the mask mandate again. He should just make it forever. We all know he wants to.
I wouldn't go so far as to say he's too smart for that, but his handlers likely are. Going for the long-term land grab would risk mobilizing enough people to actually do something legislatively to cut back on his dictatorial toolset. The cyclical "just a few more months... and this will all be behind us" is far safer.
Good point. "Just two weeks to flatten the curve."
Where's Blackman off to? An influencer convention?
Real glassware and ceramic plates.
The phrase "First World Problems" springs to mind.
Doubtless, but that's really not the point in my view. I see it more as a sign of the fog finally starting to lift.
Looking forward to an airline meal means you are doing something wrong at home...