The Doge Conspiracy

I think I have it all figured out.

[1.] Elon Musk

[2.] has been promoting Dogecoin,

[3.] and Doges were the rulers of Venice,

[4.] with a title cognate to the English Duke or Latin Dux,

[5.] but also …

Il Duce, which is to say Benito Mussolini,

[6.] notorious Fascist, whose party was named after the fasces,

the ancient Roman symbol of magisterial authority

[7.] that also appears on

the official seal of the shadowy eminences grise at the Administrative Office of the United States Courts.

Connect the dots, sheeple!

Notes to self: 1. Work in Nikola Tesla, Donald Trump's uncle, the House of Barbarigo, Knights Templar. 2. Needs Jews, space lasers.

[Credits: All images from Wikipedia, except the Administrative Office seal.]

Comments

[John F. Carr]

Please step outside and the orbital mind control lasers will delete unwelcome knowledge.

[DaveM]

Only 7 degrees of separation! Perfection! lol.

[Aaron]

Now this is some gourmet shitpost.

[Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf]

And cowbells! How could you forget that EVERYTHING needs more cowbells!??!?!

[DaivdBehar]

First need to know, Musk, Jew, not a Jew.

[Jerry B.]

Please don't give people ideas. I expect we'll see this on Facebook and Twitter, without attribution, by tomorrow.

[Robert Efroymson]

Posting before Coffee?

[Jimmy the Dane]

This was an obvious amateur job. You also left out Trump time travel, lizard people, hollow earth, nazi ufo's, and Knight Templars was so 2000's....

[Eugene Volokh]

Seven items. Stops working if it's more than seven items.

[Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf]

So add precisely seven cowbells!

[Jimmy the Dane]

You are off on your sacred numbers conspiracy game too. Seven is not something the elite concern themselves with. Look for three and thirty-three and there you will find the cycles that are perpetuated.

[Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf]

33 / 3 is 11, which is related to 7; you don't think all those mystical Indians work there by chance, do you?

[Bored Lawyer]

These posts are going to the dogs, err, doges.

[The Turtle Dove]

You're out of your element, Donny.

Mr. D.

[Orbital Mechanic]

Here is Paul Krugman's current column: Technobabble, Libertarian Derp and Bitcoin

I leave this here for absolutely no reason at all.

[BigChiefWahoo]

You forgot that the fasces also appeared on the back side of US dimes at one time. The pagan deity Mercury on the front, so obviously a connection to Latin paganism, Right?

[Eugene Volokh]

Oh! Now everything is falling into place.

[Mike the juggler]

I could support a Dogbert Coin.

[Absaroka]

That's the one where you just send your money to Dogbert and he keeps it?

[Jmaie]

Dogebert?

[chrisare]

Careful, you may speak this into existence!

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20170809-the-accidental-invention-of-the-illuminati-conspiracy

[Cal Cetín]

By the way, Professor, I appreciate the nice weather (((you))) have been giving us recently.

[Cal Cetín]

20th century dictators ruined the swastika and the fasces for everyone else.

Though not for the Administrative Office of the Courts, it seems.

I tend to associate the fasces with Aesop, though I don't know how the axe got in there.

https://www.thoughtco.com/aesops-fable-the-bundle-of-sticks-118589

[Cal Cetín]

The Brooklyn flag:

https://www.flagguys.com/brooklynflag.html

[Sebastian Cremmington]

Mussolini’s volunteer militia were the Squadrismo/Blackshirts...very similar to the people involved in the insurrection of Capitol.

[mydisplayname]

Well, yes... but Michel de Nostredame (a.k.a. Nostradamus) has already mentioned all of this.

[Intelligent Mr Toad]

Also need to add something about a doxy.

[RobinGoodfellow]

“... the official seal of the shadowy eminences grise at the Administrative Office of the United States Courts.”

As an aside, would an old and respected auto mechanic be an eminence grease?

[Stephen Lathrop]

Depends. If the garage were in Squantum, MA, he could be a practitioner of Squantum Mechanics.