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Poetry Monday!: "The Jumblies" by Edward Lear
For the rest of my playlist, click here. Past poems are:
- "Ulysses" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
- "The Pulley" by George Herbert
- "Harmonie du soir" by Charles Baudelaire
- "Dirge Without Music" by Edna St. Vincent Millay
- "Clancy of the Overflow" by A.B. "Banjo" Paterson
- "Лотова жена" ("Lotova zhena", "Lot's wife") by Anna Akhmatova
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A sexually repressed culture that was building history’s biggest empire and yet produced the most off-the-wall nonsense poetry. I think these things are all connected.
And the Owl and the Pussycat went to sea,
In a beautiful pea green boat.
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe!
I'm reporting this obvious obscenity.
/sarc
Oh dear. You made the most common error in quoting Lewis Carroll: you inserted an extraneous "r" into the word "borogoves". It is NOT "borogRoves"; it's borogoves, with no R after the G. See, for instance, here:
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42916/jabberwocky
Akk! You're right! I totally changed the meaning!
Oh dear. You made the most common error in quoting Lewis Carroll: you inserted an extraneous "r" into the word "borogoves". It is NOT "borogRoves"; it's borogoves, with no R after the G. See, for instance, here:
https://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/resources/analysis/poem-origins/jabberwocky/
or here:
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42916/jabberwocky
Oh dear. You made the most common error in quoting Lewis Carroll: you inserted an extraneous "r" into the word "borogoves". It is NOT "borogRoves"; it's borogoves, with no R after the G. See, for instance, here:
https://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/resources/analysis/poem-origins/jabberwocky/
Well done, Sasha, and congratulations on having the good taste to have a Marx brothers poster on the wall.
I wouldn’t belong to any club that would have me as a member!
Very nice! Although with this particular poem, I prefer it the way my mother used to read it aloud: very rhythmically, in sing-song fashion, almost as if the reader were singing "Row, row, row your boat".
Recent discoveries show that Edward Lear also invented the genre of dirty limericks, including some of the filthiest of all time currently attributed to "Anonymous."
Quick, repeat this bit of information widely before someone thinks to fact-check it.
There was a young man named Lancelot . . .
From the depths of the crypt at St. Giles . . .
There was a young man from Exeter . . .
There was a young man from Nantucket
In college I had a born-again Christian friend whose ambition was to write a clean limerick based on that first line. Never got to a convincing solution.
My original limerick about Bill Clinton:
The President said to the Ms.:
"Your mouth is a nice place for jizz,
And whether it's moral
For you to give oral
Depends on the meaning of 'is'."
There were two young ladies of Birmingham
And this is the tale concerning 'em:
They lifted the frock
And they tickled the ****
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em.
Now, the Bishop was nobody's fool,
(He'd been to a good public school,)
So he lowered his breeches
And bugg**ed those b****es
With his ten-inch epicsopal tool.
But that didn't bother the two;
They laughed when the Bishop withdrew:
"The Vicar is quicker,
And slicker, and thicker,
And longer, and stronger, than you!"
I don't even know what to comment on this one, beyond I enjoyed it.