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Comedy

Caveman Bureaucrat

Early man discovers fire, bureaucracy.

Austin Bragg and Andrew Heaton | 5.28.2026 10:51 AM

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Stone Age regulations.

 

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Austin Bragg is a senior producer at Reason.

Andrew Heaton is a producer at Reason. He is the author of, most recently, Tribalism Is Dumb: Where It Came From, How It Got so Bad, and What To Do About It.

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  1. mad.casual   4 months ago

    Just wait until the Caveman Bragg tries to post about FIRE on the Reason forums.

  2. Iwanna Newname   4 months ago

    "You will heat nothing and be happy".

  3. Iwanna Newname   4 months ago

    Is that a nod to the ending of "A boy and his dog"?

  4. CE   4 months ago

    I lived in a cave, many millennia ago. It was pretty cool, until some Neanderthal started a COA.

  5. Marc St. Stephen   4 months ago

    Ha, the bureaucrat caveman looks and sounds an awful lot like Newsome - coincidence?

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