Caveman Bureaucrat

Early man discovers fire, bureaucracy.

Austin Bragg and Andrew Heaton | 5.28.2026 10:51 AM

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Stone Age regulations.

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mad.casual 2 months ago

Just wait until the Caveman Bragg tries to post about FIRE on the Reason forums.

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Iwanna Newname 2 months ago

"You will heat nothing and be happy".

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Iwanna Newname 2 months ago

Is that a nod to the ending of "A boy and his dog"?

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CE 2 months ago

I lived in a cave, many millennia ago. It was pretty cool, until some Neanderthal started a COA.

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Marc St. Stephen 2 months ago

Ha, the bureaucrat caveman looks and sounds an awful lot like Newsome - coincidence?

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