Awkward Libertarian Baby Reveal

A family's reveal party doesn't go as expected.

Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg | 6.6.2023 11:20 AM

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This baby wants a different kind of NAP.

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Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf 3 years ago

Well that was a surprise! To them, to me.

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sarcasmic 3 years ago

"Is it a boy?"

*snort*
"Well obviously."

lol

There are no female libertarians.

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1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.) 3 years ago
  
  There are no female libertarians.
  
  That changed in 2015. Now most are female.
  
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  1. sarcasmic 3 years ago
    
    Really. What happened? Did the males transform into Trumptards?
    
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  2. sarcasmic 3 years ago
    
    2015 was when I stopped reluctantly voting for Republicans and stopped voting altogether.
    
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    1. JesseAz 3 years ago
      
      We know. The neocons lost which enraged you.
      
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2. Brandybuck 3 years ago
  
  No female libertarians in foxholes
  
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3. Libertariantranslator 3 years ago (edited)
  
  There certainly were Libertarian women in 1972 when the first woman ever got an electoral vote. And again in 1976, when we still defended individual rights for women, with FIFTY TIMES AS MANY VOTES. Then the cowardly waffling replaced our bold and courageous Population plank. Why? Was it the 1972 republican Z.P.G. horror movie? (see Youtube trailer) Army of God Infiltrators? Anarcho-craponstandards infiltrators?
  
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chemjeff radical individualist 3 years ago

Okay, that was pretty good.

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Dillinger 3 years ago

fucking beautiful. "so is it a boy? obviously" lol

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1. mad.casual 3 years ago (edited)
  
  The 1, 2 of Austin saying “I’m a libertarian and I'm fine... [sideways glances] ...Well that’s hurtful.” and then ~10s later saying “…although in a truly capitalist society you could sell the baby for bitcoin…”
  
  But I think Nick Nolte in an NRA hat uttering “Goddamned political hermaphrodite!” was the best part.
  
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  1. Dillinger 3 years ago
    
    nursery bunker too.
    
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  2. Inigo Montoya 3 years ago
    
    The old guy was Nick Nolte?! I totally didn’t recognize him.
    
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2. n00bdragon 3 years ago
  
  Yeah, that line was the killer, but the whole skit was pretty good.
  
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Earth-based Human Skeptic 3 years ago

A baby? How dare they! Let's count their sins:
Adding another white person
Adding another human to the load on Gaia
Reproducing using oppressive cis-gender functional genitalia
Claiming that gender can be determined before 6th grade

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Diane Reynolds (Paul.) 3 years ago

Yellow for libertarian?

Umm... I'm thinking that might be appropriate.

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Flaco 3 years ago

In New York throwing away a baby is encouraged. It's the Safe Haven law that makes it legal to drop off a baby with no questions asked at hospitals, fire stations, libraries, and other places. There are street signs near hospitals publicizing it, and stickers on library doors.

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Rossami 3 years ago

I am so glad that no one else was in the office when I watched this.

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TheReEncogitationer 3 years ago

The kid will be like Mowgli, raised by bears in trunks, eating from the dumpster divings of food trucks, wielding the Promethean Fire of a smartphone flashlight, and fighting for survival and freedom against Tabakis and Shere Khans of both the Woke Left and the Religious Right. 🙂

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Libertariantranslator 3 years ago

Thanks so much for the brilliant and delightfully funny video. Last election the DEMon spent over three billion dollars buying votes at $39 a pop. Prohibitionist Grabbers Of Pussy paid $11 per vote gotten, and got the bloody MAGA beaten out of them in both the Popular and Electoral votes. Our brave Jo, albatrossed with an anarcho-idiot running mite, scooped up law-changing spoiler votes at a thrifty $2 apiece (33% cheaper than 2016). Our candidate in Georgia racked up spoiler votes for a dime apiece. The runoff looters spent 200x and 600x as much to overcome voter disgust. YESSS Hooray for our side!!

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BradA 3 years ago

Hilarious !

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Liberty Lover 3 years ago

How can you reveal gender when gender is fluid and the kid hasn't been born and can't tell you what gender they prefer to be as they can't talk yet. I think we will have to wait until 2 or 3 when the kid can talk to reveal their gender! (sarc)

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