The crimes are real, the cops are puppets, and the criminals are everywhere.
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Written and produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.
Sources: cheese, train wrecks, and pasta.
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The cameo by sarcasmic was the best part.
You got me. I like runny cheese.
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Are the criminals krafty?
A sharp observation.
Cheesy puns aside, I was waiting to see how far they’d take the Python sketch dialogue. A little bit further and there would have been fun-related violence!
Like in The Gruyere at the OK Corral, Illchester '73, or The Cheese Who Shot Liberty Valençay.
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I love the shot at 1:14. I guess they just throw a doll a few times until they get a good take.
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"Egg Spaghetti less than .6 Inches in diameter?"
Hell, at the right size, it isn't spaghetti, but a breadstick!
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It's more like .08; when you install a gas block on an AR barrel, one way is to break off a small piece of spaghetti; you drop it into the tiny hole on the barrel and cut it flush, then slide the block over it. Turn it over, look down the barrel, and when you see the spaghetti drop into the block, you know it's lined up.
Not sure I’d want to use pasta with my weaponry. Over time, it might develop Diabeeeetes and get Peripheral Neuropathy in The Thing That Goes Up. 😉
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