The crimes are real, the cops are puppets, and the criminals are everywhere.
Written and produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.
Sources: weather: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/330a; peanuts: https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/7/301.80; burlap: https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/7/301.85; via twitter.com/CrimeADay
