Partisan cops, forced to work together. But when third parties emerge, Republicans and Democrats join forces to defeat their common enemy.
Written and produced by Austin Bragg; performed by Austin Bragg, Andrew Heaton, and Meredith Bragg; camera by Meredith Bragg.
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"Stop resisting!"
It seems to me that Reason.com is RESISTING the Police State here! Can Section 230 Save the Day for Reason.com?!? Stay tuned! Same batty time, same batty station!!!
Excellent! Some of the jokes took a few seconds to sink in, the best kind. Especially "we've already been to two parties".
Dead Mexican, no penis!
Why not replace them with the United States Army?
That won't happen until one party eliminates the other.
In 1933 the Wehrmacht replaced all parties but one.
At the pistol course for armed security guards, the instructor wanted us to draw and shout "Stop or I'll shoot!" pause then put four into the target center mass.
I shouted "Stop Resisting!, Stop Resisting!" and put four into the target center mass. I passed the course but they asked me to not return.
Bit too much reality for the blue bellies I think.
That's funny.
That third-party girl they shot... was she innocent or pregnant?
She was holding her chihuahua under her shirt. They were Chicago police and weren't targeting her, they were targeting the dog.
"We don't like third parties around here" made me lol.
Public service announcement:
If you like Andrew Heaton he's got a podcast called the Political Orphanage that's really good.
https://politicalorphanage.libsyn.com/
He's mostly libertarian. I don't agree with him 100%, but I do agree with him a lot more than I do with this lot.
Seriously, check him out.
He is great. I miss when Reason had him doing Mostly Weekly.
I would kill for them to start doing Mostly Weekly again...or hell, even if Heaton started doing it on his own.
I appreciate jokes about cops taking photos with their stolen contraband.
we don't like third parties around here lol.
What the hell is a libertarian? Asked by cops in the video, and often heard in the hallways of Reason.
A libertarian is a voter who invests leveraged, law-changing spoiler votes in a platform designed to minimize the initiation of force by repealing evil laws. Natural enemies are currently: women (as of 2022), anarcho-fascists, anarcho-communists, both types of socialists, soft machines, Austrian Anschluss artists, The Kleptocracy.
Weren't these the two cops on the Libertarian Public TV version of Seseme Street who sung the praises of Qualified Immunity?"
What, you think these guys can afford new puppets for each video?
https://reason.com/video/2021/03/19/libertarian-pbs/
The white cop was also in Bragg's 10 Fun Facts About the Police.
https://reason.com/video/2022/06/02/10-fun-facts-about-the-police/
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