A citizen and the government have a friendly chat about being outdated, mandates, and peacekeeping.
Written by Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, and Andrew Heaton; starring Austin Bragg and Heaton; produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.
Watch the full series playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CdsAqq875U&list=PLBuns9Evn1w9TMV8W9ejb8BPBdjSAGovs
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Peacekeeping .
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Now, *that* is funny!
Oh, I didn't even realize these were supposed to be PC/Mac parodies.
But does PC or Mac represent government?
Cobol running on a mainframe is government.
I can confirm it still was 10 years ago.
In PC vs Mac terms, government is a scribe with an abacus.
Do you want a sleek, modern computer that suits the user's needs and just works (Mac) or an outdated, troublesome OS created with Pajeet's spaghetti code (Windows) and run on some free market silicon?
Trick question!
Both friendly-looking but totalitarian Mac and bumbling but insidious PC are government.
More like sticks and clay tablets are government.
Government is cave paintings pre fire.
Side-by-side comparisons between two things didn't exist until Steve Jobs invented it. All the 'vs. The Other Guys' commercials you can recall from the last century are just fake news, Boomer.
Yes, side by side comparisons existed before Steve jobs.
However the Apple innovation was using humans as a standing for the things being compared and having them have a conversation about their relative features.
Mac vs PC Ads
I honestly don't get this... Was this supposed to be funny?
1) I don't understand the part at the end with the gun either what does that even represent?
2) I agree that we should get rid of every old law, but I just think these two doofuses missed the mark.
3) I don't get what as wrong with the mandate, and why they made the fat bearded one so pervy about the word 'mandate'. If this is what passes as humor in libertarian circles, consider me a triangle.
consider me a triangle
It's pretty hard to miss how obtuse you are.
That was a cute comment!
1 Peacekeping out in the world.
3. They are making fun of politicians claiming to have a mandate to implement their political agenda when they won by an exceedingly narrow margin. No, when you win 50.5% to 49.5% you don't have a mandate. Candidates would love to have a mandate, but they also love claiming to have one when they don't.
And that's 50.5% of the 30% or so who showed up to vote, making it more like 15%.
Tooth!
I honestly don’t get this
I bet you say that a lot.
Another victim of the public education system.
How about we compare IQ's and see who really doesn't get it? Hint: mine is confirmed 158 and rising, so challenge at your own risk. If that doesn't work we could always drop our pants and see who has the bigger penis. Hint: I wasn't even technically born with male genitalia and I'd still beat you. So literally no matter what you do you're outclassed.
This reply was meant for Unicorn Underwear or whatever his name is.
Slaughterhouse. Unicorn slaughterhouse. Look up "Abattoir," brainiac.
He probably thinks Abattoir is a Swedish pop group.
While the joke landed flat, I can appreciate the fact you choose to refer to me by my proper pronouns which is more than can be said for most adversaries I verbally vanquish.
Thank you.
"While the joke landed flat, I can appreciate the fact you choose to refer to me by my proper pronouns which is more than can be said for most adversaries I verbally
vanquishboor to death.Thank you."
ftfy
mine is confirmed 158 and rising
False assertion.
Wrong. I have several certified online IQ test results and subsequent mailed certificates showing my confirmed IQ which has been at 158 for over 15 years. If you have a mailing address or an email address I can gladly verify with proof. Until then, you can cower in fear that there might be someone intelligent who not only knows a hell of a lot more than you but, gasp, can run circles around you proving you wrong.
"certified online IQ test"
oxymoron.
It's such a dumb statement, that he's probably an anaerobic moron.
Certified by who? False appeal to authority.
someone intelligent who not only knows a hell of a lot more than you but
An IQ test does not measure knowledge. It measures the ability to solve problems based upon available knowledge. But you're so smart, you knew that. Right?
Just because your mom is a master gardener, and your father is a master fisherman, that doesn't mean you're a masturbater. I mean master baiter.
His hand only likes him as a friend.
No, he can't even get his hand to date him.
Parody.
That can't be a real government guy. REAL government guys and gals have a small person, in a box nearby, who makes hand gestures when they pontificate.
Very Interesting, thank you
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