Remy: Full House (San Francisco Real Estate Edition)

Remy's plan for more housing meets NIMBY resistance.


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You can't watch Full House reruns without getting nostalgic (for the good old days when a San Francisco townhouse wasn't $6 million)

Written and performed by Remy.
Produced and edited by Austin Bragg.
Music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom.
Background vocals by Kelly Brock.


How could this family afford this facility?
Have you seen the cost of real estate? It's insanity!
A kitchen? Are you kidding me?
Who let them paint that door?
Did someone bribe a commissioner?

The loudest peeps that you've ever seen
And compliance costs balloon
But if you stop supply as demand rises
It's no wonder very soon

Everywhere you look, there's a tarp
A sheet to hold on to
Everywhere you look, there's a space
Look, some condos could go there

Everywhere you look

Changing our town's character is what I bemoan
There's a guy taking a crap outside a Cold Stone
And red tape
Everywhere you look

Image Credits: Barbara Munker (Barbara Munker/dpa/picture-alliance/Newscom)
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Shani Heckman