Meet G-Hog, the bullet-survivin', cop-hatin', scrubs-donnin' hip-hop hero of this ad paid for by the people of Pennsylvania.

Chances for advancement, you'll never be a zero!
Choose a job in health care, you'll be a health care hero!

Gov. Ed Rendell (who appears in the video as a talking cardboard cutout) fully endorses the opus:

Who's better than a giant rapping groundhog to get the attention of young people?

I don't know. A Geddy Lee sex tape? A George W. Bush endorsement? Almost anything else?

Via Wonkette, which collected some priceless comments:

This is what happens when writers go on strike.

More lessons we can learn from animals here.