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A Very Libertarian Christmas

Deck the halls and spread some Yuletide cheer. Or don't. You're your own person.

Deck the halls and spread some Yuletide cheer. Or don't. You're your own person.


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Written by Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, and Andrew Heaton. Performed by Heaton, Austin Bragg, and Remy. Edited by the Braggs.

Music:
"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies," "Deck the Halls," "Jingle Bells Calm," "Silent Night," "The Snow Queen," and "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" by Kevin MacLeod. Available under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license. Download link: https://incompetech.com/music/royalty...

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  • a ab abc abcd abcde abcdef ahf||

    Fuck off, slavers :-)

  • ||

    Remy, absolutely killin' it without uttering a word.

  • ||

    Not to slight Austin or Andrew, but I think I laughed harder at that scene than I have anything else at Reason.

  • Chipper Morning Baculum||

    Yeah, that was an awesome euphemism.

  • Pro Libertate||

    Yule be sorry!

  • Chipper Morning Baculum||

    So glad Heaton and Braggs are back. I love it when those two play off each other.

  • Unicorn Abattoir||

    Scrooge wouldn't have sent a turkey, because they're not indigenous to England. He would have sent a goose.

    /that guy.

  • jimusa||

    Ah yes, that's what you get with cultural appropriation.

  • Aloysious||

    Laugh. Out. Loud.

  • Rockabilly||

  • BeSure||

    My god. I... Needed that. Thank you!

    And have a Merry, er, Happy, er... whatever.

  • spork||

    Nice one guys

  • Danzig'sMother||

    Reason
    Tell your children not to liberalize
    Tell your children not to fuck trump ass
    Oh reason
    REASON!
    Do you wanna bang heads on walls
    Tell your children it's climb for class
    Oh Reason
    REASON!
    Is it just a little half yo ass.
    Fucking sell it out everyday.
    Oh Reason.
    Not about to sell my ass
    But if you've suggestion for me
    I don't care to take advice
    Til I'm bleeding
    REASOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!

  • Flaco||

    Is that Milton Friedman between scenes?

  • geo1113||

    I thought it was going to be "Milton Friedman Does the Christmas Hits".

    But damn, that was some great Remy.

  • Unicorn Abattoir||

    Agile Cyborg! You're back!!

  • Rorschach||

    Wish granted, kid!

    Libertarian Writes Letter To Santa Asking For Government Shutdown This Year

    Since there is no Santa, the letter was rerouted to President Trump, who assured the man he is working on his wish.
  • newshutz||

    Whatever else is happening to Reason, at least Bragg, Heaton, and Remy are killin'

  • Texasmotiv||

    I have been using that same thing to troll my conservative family members:

    We need to put a tariff on northpole toys, it's taking jobs away from hardworking American toy makers.

  • Uncle Jay||

    "Be your own person?"
    What kind of crap is that?
    Doesn't Andrew Heaton, Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg & Remy realize all the hard work the progressives do is to stop all vestiges of individualism?
    Don't all these people realize that it takes uniformity in thought and deed in order to start a perfect socialist utopia like Cuba, North Korea or Venezuela?
    "Be your own person" only leads to independent thought, capitalism, success, and independence from The State, and no progressive in their right mind wants that.

  • M.L.||

    That was pretty good! Maybe Reason isn't so bad after all. :)

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