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Remy's Incandescent Light Bulb Song

Meredith Bragg | 12.1.2011 10:00 PM

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Remy mourns the impending loss of his beloved incandescent light bulbs with a song set to familiar music.

Written and performed by Remy and produced by Meredith Bragg.

About 2.30 minutes. Go to Reason.tv for downloadable versions.

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Visit the links below for more Reason's coverage of the impending light bulb ban:

Let There Be Light: The Dim Bulbs in Congress Have Condemned Me To Pee in the Dark

Blue Light Special: Psst… Wanna Buy A Light Bulb?

Light Bulbs vs. The Nanny State

For more Remy & Reason.tv vids go here.

For even more Remy, go to his YouTube page.

Lyrics to "Missing You: The Incandescent Light Bulb Song"

Seems like yesterday
we used to rock the show
I flip the switch
you rock the glow

So far from being
only luminescent
notoriously
incandescent

but looks ain't always
what they seem to be
Congress taking
you away from me

this new bulb
costs 10 times more
need a haz-mat crew
when it hits the floor

and the future can't
wait to see
what they look like
in my vanity

Ridiculous

Night they took
my friend
Try to block it out
but it plays again

they say the change is
what we need to make
got salmonella from
my Easy Bake

give anything to hear
half your breath…
I know you're still living
you life after death

Every time I see
Every time I read
Every time I breathe
exposed Mercury
I'll be missing you…

It's kinda hard
with you not around
new bulb warms up
in like a half an hour

watching us as
we pray for you
every day we
pray for you

until the day
we meet again
in the dark
is where I'm reading fried

give anything to hear
half your breath…
I know you're still living
your life after death

Somebody tell me why…
If that new light
bulb is so amazing
Then why don't people just go buy that light bulb?

[End]

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Meredith Bragg is the director of special projects at Reason.

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