Just About the Worst—Or Is That the Best?—Obama Tchotchke I've Seen So Far

Washington, D.C. is unsurprisingly awash in Obama merchandise. My vote for the worst (or possibly best) item (so far) is this Obama-shirt-wearing dancing bear that I captured with terrible video quality from my cell phone:

Update: This Obama item, sent to me by Denver Post columnist and Reason contributor David Harsanyi, might be far, far worse (or is that better?).