The Glorious Return of Wiff-Waff

Only one more night of the crashing bores in Denver, thank heavens. If only America could produce one speechifier to rival the great Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, who in the clip below explains that all sports are British, including the salon game of the British bourgeoisie, "Wiff Waff." (The good stuff starts about two minutes in.)

In other news, the dour former mayor of London, "Red Ken" Livingstone, has taken a position advising the government of Hugo Chavez.