In Your Heart, You Know He's Right

Humor columnist Dave Barry (read his interview in reason) is making a third consecutive run for president and the Miami Herald has set up a forum where readers can pepper him with questions. This seems to be the extent of the Barry campaign, but it's more fun than a barrel of Mini-Mitts.

Q: 54-40 or fight. Still operative?

A: This is the cornerstone of my foreign policy.

In the less-frantic days before his presidential bid, Barry contributed to reason's Person of the Year forum.