"I Stand Accused of Doing Some Wrong Things, but I Don't Stand Convicted"

Philadelphia's Democratic primary for mayor is a month away, and Milton Street—the brother of outgoing mayor John Street—isn't going to win it. The indicted politician who allegedly pocketed $2 million in "consulting" frees for "work" on the Philadelphia Airport Service dropped out of the mayoral race to run for city council. But before the switcheroo he led one of the most surreal political rallies since the halycon days of Pigasus.

Make sure you get to 1:12, when things really go through the looking glass. Political nepotism: Always bad.