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In between campaigning against contraception and accusing Starbucks of "promoting the homosexual agenda," the perpetually Concerned Women for America have found some free time to unearth the dark truth about feminists: They're witches. Explains the CWA press release:

According to the Religion Journal, youth ministers in the Southern Baptist Church are concerned about the increasing number of evangelicals who are dabbling in Wicca. This influence echoes the growing popularity of Wicca among feminists (some even call themselves witches). Over the past decade, as religious feminists have become enchanted with the pagan goddesses, Wicca has moved more mainstream.

Whole thing here.